I played the NASCAR championship in extreme for the first time last night, managed to screw up on of the earlier races and was just in first place going into the last race at Daytona. I needed to beat the Red Bull car to win the championship.
All starts well, and I'm catching my Red Bull nemesis, I'm in the Home Depot car
Then trouble looms
Thanks buddy
That's right, hang your head in shame
The pack zooms off and I can't catch them, it's lonely on your own
Great, I'll have to do the whole championship again.
Time to turn round and create some carnage
Red Bull, your ass is grass
Why am I the only one flying ?
That didn't work, let's give it another go
Once again into the fray
Wrong car again !
A few donuts for my fans
The crowd goes wild
So I finish the race two laps down, and find all the other cars toddling round in a line.
So Red Bull gets a bash for good measure.
Somehow, amazingly, the Red Bull car had finished at the back of the pack and not got enough points to beat me. Result !
All starts well, and I'm catching my Red Bull nemesis, I'm in the Home Depot car

Then trouble looms

Thanks buddy

That's right, hang your head in shame

The pack zooms off and I can't catch them, it's lonely on your own

Great, I'll have to do the whole championship again.
Time to turn round and create some carnage

Red Bull, your ass is grass

Why am I the only one flying ?

That didn't work, let's give it another go


Once again into the fray

Wrong car again !

A few donuts for my fans

The crowd goes wild

So I finish the race two laps down, and find all the other cars toddling round in a line.

So Red Bull gets a bash for good measure.

Somehow, amazingly, the Red Bull car had finished at the back of the pack and not got enough points to beat me. Result !