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Well to continue my bad car luck my Blazer got slammed into when I was bumped into on coming traffic. Here is a picture.

As for me, I blew my knee out that I just had surgery on. So I'm in a lot of pain. Thats why I haven't been around latly.
 
Ouch - does look bad. I have been wondering where you've been, most recently when I was driving home today, in fact.
 
Heh, that sucks. Doesn''t look too bad, though - definitely fixable.

I wrecked my car today coming down 502 after paying tuition at TTC.:irked: It was raining, and I took a 35mph turn at... um, a tad over double the limit(Ha! And to think Doug thinks I make bad decisions!?), and lost control, hit some trees, totalled that ****. Yeah. I got a ride to Robert's Dad's house from my Dad's ex-wife:scared: so I could pick up the GS. I might go take some pictures(with a ****ty disposable camera) of it tomorrow if I can find out where it was taken. HP should know so I have to call them in the morning. I can't wait till my Dad gets home from Frankfurt, and finds out.:eek: He might be happy when he realizes that's $320 less a month he has to pay for my insurance. Or not.

Anyhoo, sorry for hijacking your thread. Good luck with the Blazer, and your knee.👍
 
Originally posted by BlazinXtreme
Well to continue my bad car luck my Blazer got slammed into when I was bumped into on coming traffic. Here is a picture.

As for me, I blew my knee out that I just had surgery on. So I'm in a lot of pain. Thats why I haven't been around latly.
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Sorry to hear that. You've been in more than your fair share of accidents. It's little consolation when the accident isn't your fault.

How exactly did this happen? If you were "bumped" into oncoming traffic, do you have any rear-end damage?
 
Originally posted by Josh
Heh, that sucks. Doesn''t look too bad, though - definitely fixable.

I wrecked my car today coming down 502 after paying tuition at TTC.:irked: It was raining, and I took a 35mph turn at... um, a tad over double the limit(Ha! And to think Doug thinks I make bad decisions!?), and lost control, hit some trees, totalled that ****. Yeah. I got a ride to Robert's Dad's house from my Dad's ex-wife:scared: so I could pick up the GS. I might go take some pictures(with a ****ty disposable camera) of it tomorrow if I can find out where it was taken. HP should know so I have to call them in the morning. I can't wait till my Dad gets home from Frankfurt, and finds out.:eek: He might be happy when he realizes that's $320 less a month he has to pay for my insurance. Or not.

Anyhoo, sorry for hijacking your thread. Good luck with the Blazer, and your knee.👍
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If you weren't drunk, this post would be cool.

If you don't take pictures, I'm going to kick your ass so hard.

Unless the whole story is falsified and merely drunken ramblings.

PICTURES!!!
 
Wait a sec, Joey - if your Blazer was bumped into traffic why isn't the damage on the other side? Were you driving in Britain or Japan, or what?
 
Maybe he was hit into oncoming TURNING traffic coming from the right.

Hope you get better soon man :). Do you know who hit you? Sue them for every penny they got (and their bottle cap collection) and when in court, hit your knee under the table secretly so they can see how much pain your in :p...
 
Originally posted by M5Power
If you weren't drunk, this post would be cool.

If you don't take pictures, I'm going to kick your ass so hard.

Unless the whole story is falsified and merely drunken ramblings.

PICTURES!!!
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I'm not drunk. Yet.

I might take pictures, but I'm not sure yet. All I have is a disposable camera that was in my car. My Dad is on a 10 day trip flying between Frankfurt, and Afghanistan, and he has the digital.:irked: Plus I'm not even sure I want to see it again.:(

I have those pictures of my Dad's ex-wife's old 5 series that he bought her, and she totalled in July. I also have one picture of her '98-ish MB E320(?)that he bought her. I took a pic of it a week or two ago when she came over.

Speaking of drunken ramblings - my Dad's ex-wife, Laura, told me earlier today that if I ever was out, and got too drunk, that I could come crash(harde har har) at her new condo instead of going home. She also told me that I was hot, and cute, about 15 minutes later. So... now I'm slightly frightened.

:odd:

Oh, and - I'd probably hit it!:eek::odd:
 
Originally posted by Frustrated Palm
Maybe he was hit into oncoming TURNING traffic coming from the right.
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What? That would put it on the left side too.

I might take pictures, but I'm not sure yet
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Your Lexus, right?

Take pictures.

She also told me that I was hot, and cute, about 15 minutes later.
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You're frightened when a woman tells you that!? You're frightenING!
 
Originally posted by M5Power
Your Lexus, right?
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What? No, I wrecked the T/A. Remember how I keep it at Robert's house because we don't have room for it at our house? We only have a 4 car garage, and we have 4 cars(well, 3 after today), a truck, 2 motorcycles, and a 12 foot motorcycle trailer.:eek: We only have room for two cars, the truck, and a motorcycle. The trailer is in one of our driveways at the moment, until we can push it into the garage, at which point the truck will take its spot in the driveway. The other car, and other motorcycle, are at a storage facility.

I'll take some new pictures of the GS when my Dad gets home. Hell, I might even wash it, and stuff. I'll make those three-spoked dubs all bling bling.




Originally posted by M5Power
You're frightened when a woman tells you that!? You're frightenING!
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I was only frightened because SHE WAS MARRIED TO MY FATHER FOR 4-5 YEARS!!! I'd still hit it, though. I was just a little weirded out at first, but after I thought about how attractive she is... Yeah.
 
Originally posted by Josh

I'll take some new pictures of the GS when my Dad gets home. Hell, I might even wash it, and stuff. I'll make those three-spoked dubs all bling bling.
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How big are the 3-spokes? 16? 15? From what I've seen on the street they're pretty small.

I'd still hit it, though. I was just a little weirded out at first, but after I thought about how attractive she is... Yeah.
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:odd:

Absurd - you're sick.
 
Originally posted by M5Power


How big are the 3-spokes? 16? 15? From what I've seen on the street they're pretty small.[/B]
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They're all of a whopping 16 inches!!! They're huge!!

Originally posted by M5Power
:odd:

Absurd - you're sick. [/B]
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Why? They're not married anymore. She's only 31 or 32, tan as hell, runs 14+ miles every other day. She's running 20 tomorrow to practice for an upcoming marathon for the AF, or at the AFB, or some ****.
 
Originally posted by Josh
They're all of a whopping 16 inches!!! They're huge!!
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Four-fifth dubs.

Why? They're not married anymore. She's only 31 or 32, tan as hell, runs 14+ miles every other day. She's running 20 tomorrow to practice for an upcoming marathon for the AF, or at the AFB, or some ****.
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I don't like it when girls are too tan. In fact, the other year there was this girl I really wanted to start seeing but she was really tan so I waited a week to ask her out - you know, until the tan became less tan. I'm so absolutely brilliant sometimes.
 
Sorry to hear it man. The Blazer is definitely fixable - my car was way worse after my accident, and it's fine today.

As for the knee, I recommend a concentrated opium derivative.
 
Originally posted by M5Power
What? That would put it on the left side too.
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No it wouldnt. Say he is at a stoplight, wanting to go straight. There is a car on the right, wanting to turn left. He gets hit from behind and is put into the path of the turning car...
 
Originally posted by Frustrated Palm
No it wouldnt. Say he is at a stoplight, wanting to go straight. There is a car on the right, wanting to turn left.
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Why, under any circumstance, in any walk of life, anywhere, at any time, ever would this happen?
 
Joey, from now on you can only buy cars to put on the coffee table.
Get some "car priest" to exorcise the "Accident Demon" out of that car!!!:lol:
As I recall, haven't you had like 3 wrecks in that thing? and like NONE in the last car you had?
I hope you get to feeling better.
Will the dude that pushed you into traffic's insurance cover this?

And M5 has a point. How did oncoming traffic hit you on the right side?

Josh,
Don't play "hide the salami" with your dad's ex. Yeah, she may be hot and interested in getting some "young stuff". But she may also be interested in using a tryst with you as a way to get at your dad.
Don't give the woman any ammo!!
Can you see it?
She: "Hi, Guess what, I have this new lover that "rocks my socks".
He: "I'm happy for you. Who's the lucky guy"
she: "Your son"
 
Originally posted by Gil

She: "Hi, Guess what, I have this new lover that "rocks my socks".
He: "I'm happy for you. Who's the lucky guy"
she: "Your son"
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I was thinking that too, but Josh can always kill her if the need should arise.
 
Originally posted by Gil
Josh,
Don't play "hide the salami" with your dad's ex. Yeah, she may be hot and interested in getting some "young stuff". But she may also be interested in using a tryst with you as a way to get at your dad.
Don't give the woman any ammo!!
Can you see it?
She: "Hi, Guess what, I have this new lover that "rocks my socks".
He: "I'm happy for you. Who's the lucky guy"
she: "Your son"
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Gil speaks the truth. However, feel free to send her my way. No ill can come of it.
 
Originally posted by Gil

Josh,
Don't play "hide the salami" with your dad's ex. Yeah, she may be hot and interested in getting some "young stuff". But she may also be interested in using a tryst with you as a way to get at your dad.
Don't give the woman any ammo!!
Can you see it?
She: "Hi, Guess what, I have this new lover that "rocks my socks".
He: "I'm happy for you. Who's the lucky guy"
she: "Your son"
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:lol: Hold on while I laugh about the 'hiding the salami' comment for a while...



Whew! Alrighty then.:lol:

I doubt that she would do that, and even if she did I'd bet my Dad would be more pissed at her than me, but you never know. I probably wouldn't actually, umm, hide the salami:odd: unless we were both considerably drunk(something that probably won't happen anytime soon).

Originally posted by M5Power
I was thinking that too, but Josh can always kill her if the need should arise.
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Doug has a brilliant point.👍
 
Originally posted by Frustrated Palm
Because its happened to my mom, twice, only a month apart :lol: *sighs*, women drivers :p...
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Well, that isn't 'pushed into oncoming traffic' though. Certainly pushed into traffic, but just as certainly not oncoming.

Doug has a brilliant point.👍
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My ****ing life story.
 
Well I wasn't actually bumped as in a sense of being hit, I was bumped over, forced over might be a better word.

Its hard to explain the place I got hit at, I'll need to get a picture. Michigan roads are screwy.
 
Originally posted by BlazinXtreme
Well I wasn't actually bumped as in a sense of being hit, I was bumped over, forced over might be a better word.

Its hard to explain the place I got hit at, I'll need to get a picture. Michigan roads are screwy.
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Into traffic that was on-coming? I still don't get it.
 
hey, sad to hear that man. well, for both of you. I do hope you get yer knee back to good man. as for the totaled T/A, well, that is sad indeed.

Cano
 
Its really hard to explain since Michigan roads are quite crazy. But the traffic was going south and I was going southwest, if that helps any
 
Originally posted by BlazinXtreme
Its really hard to explain since Michigan roads are quite crazy. But the traffic was going south and I was going southwest, if that helps any
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That isn't oncoming. I still don't get it and am giving up trying...
 

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