Do You Swear In Real Life

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How would you rate your swearing?

  • I never ever swear

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I occasionally swear, usually just public acceptable ones, like 'damn' and 'nuts'

    Votes: 6 13.6%
  • I regularly swear

    Votes: 22 50.0%
  • Sailors are embarrassed by my coarse language

    Votes: 16 36.4%

  • Total voters
    44
Originally posted by Jazza
Fukin Ozzies??? Offended by fukin swearing??? Bite your fukin tongue boy! :lol:
BTW, Dudebusta, you reckon Kylie Minogue is natural, or a complete plastic surgery guinea pig?

kylie minogue is a ****ing pinhead. i reckon shes super mega fugly with a mongrel asshole twist. her songs suck too...NEW THREAD COMING!

elle macpherson...now thats quality ;)
 
Okay, you guys are gonna love this:

In class however long ago (high school, so...ten years or so), I made up a game in which one person says the F word soft, then the next person says it a bit louder, then the first person says it a bit louder, and so on. Whoever stops first (is too scared that they'll be heard by a teacher or someone) loses. God, we played it ALL the time.
 
Originally posted by Tom McDonnell
I'm a New York Italian... which basically means I'm the Michaelangelo of swearing. :D Actually I only use bad language at work, and only when dealing with men (Most people I deal with are Construction workers) It helps me blend in. ;)
Sometimes I do around one of my friends who has one of the foulest mouths I've ever heard (Once again to blend ;)), but never at home, and only a handfull of times in front of my parents while I was growing up (probably hammer and thumb related.)
I'm of the mind that there are tens of thousands of words available for use in the English language and using swears is kind of limiting yourself, so I do my best not to. :)

How are you a NY Italian with a name like Thomas McDonnell? :confused: :reallyodd:
 
Originally posted by M5Power
Okay, you guys are gonna love this:

In class however long ago (high school, so...ten years or so), I made up a game in which one person says the F word soft, then the next person says it a bit louder, then the first person says it a bit louder, and so on. Whoever stops first (is too scared that they'll be heard by a teacher or someone) loses. God, we played it ALL the time.
In my area (not just my school), the boys often compete for who can yell "PEN!S" the loudest w/out chickening... I don't do it though, I have a lot at stake. ;)

I used to be a real Internet junky... I wouldn't capatalize anything, and I would always use shorthand (b4, nething, wtf, etc.) However, I've gotten to the point where it seems better to get my point across when I use the English language as it was meant to be used, though I still use shorthand once in a while. I have a really bad habit with the three dots thing though...
 
Originally posted by Stealth Viper


How are you a NY Italian with a name like Thomas McDonnell? :confused: :reallyodd:

Well, I'll let your your parents handle the birds and the bees, the flowers and the trees talk, and just say that I'm 1/4th Irish. How that happened is one of the great mysteries of life. ;)
 
If any one of you could hear me when I'm puttering about the house, you'd be shocked at the string of curses emanating from therein. You'd probably wonder if you were at the Naval Base.

I dunno, I never swore once in my life before the age of twelve. Now I can't be stopped... 😈
 
I swear all day, every day, but useually just describing things like: Man, it's ****ing hot today, or OWW that ****ing hurt A$$hole!, or You better have the mother****ing money you owe me.

It's very rare that I would use a curse word to insult a person directly. If I did it means I want to fight, and I'm try'in to get the guy to take a swing at me. By the same token if a guy felt brave enough to curse me curse me to my face I'd likely accept the challenge and dot both his Iz.

Note: A$$hole, and B**ch do'nt count. they're states of being.
 
Originally posted by eddy_2790
I don't see what is wrong with swear words, after all they're only words and they don't mean much.

Mate - if there was one argument guaranteed to make an angry parent angrier, that'd be it.
 
Swearin' and cussin' I learned from my Grandpappy, my longest swear/cuss without repeating a word made the girls laugh until they almost pissed their pants.
 
Yeah I swear a lot, but always in context.

You know the, “it's ****ing cold outside”, or “**** me, that must have hurt” sort of thing.

Never to insult, that’s pointless, better to insult them personally, "oi fat boy!" works better than "oi ****wit!
 
:eek: For those of you who wouldn't say ****if they had a mouth full, cover your eyes. At work I swear on a regular basis, but at home I refrain (3 women in the house). Kind of makes you think it should be the other way around. Swearing is like using an excessive # of adjectives, not really necessary but they help to make your point. Adds a little colour to an otherwise bland conversation. Never used to insult, except, like Afrodeeziac you want to insite a bit of a riot. :D
 
Eddy- depends who you talk to. ;) As stated before, parents (mums in particular) will usually strongly disagree with that, fellow peers will could care less.

I do only add it for more spice... I don't see it necessary in normal conversation, there are many stronger ways to express onceself with out cussing. I'm not saying I object to it at all (I would be a d•mned hypocrite if I did so ;) ), but I just see it as unnecessary when used in everyday context.
 
Originally posted by Tom McDonnell
I'm a New York Italian... which basically means I'm the Michaelangelo of swearing.

WORD! I'm Irish and Italian and you know what they say about the Irish temper and Ialian attitude!! @#$*&$!@$!!!!!!!!! :fdevil2:
 
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