Do You Talk to your Car?

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I don’t talk to my car, but I always talk to other people from within my car, usually along the lines of “Hurry up, ***hole!” or “Don’t ***king do that!”. I’ve yet to hear any of them respond.
 
I only talk to my car when my wife is with me... to make her jealous.

The rest of the time, it's telepathy baby... I push her buttons, she pushes mine. We're both happy.
 
Do you want to honestly know what I think? You are mentaly mad if you speak to your car, it's a peice of metal for godssake! Unless you get angry with it, then you start saying things to it without noticing because that's the natural thing you do. :) Some nice examples in this thread. :lol:
 
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Do you want to honestly know what I think? You are mentaly mad if you speak to your car, it's a peice of metal for godssake! Unless you get angry with it, then you start saying things to it without noticing because that's the natural thing you do. :) Some nice examples in this thread. :lol:
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Well somtimes at night, i go outside and just stare at it for hours...

Does that count?

Ok seriously i DO'NT do that.... lol
 
Staring at the car is fine, drooling at it's good looks. :)

Well, any car fan would do that, but talking is too mad. :lol:

Edit: Just as long as you don't stare at it for hours, that will count as mad too.
 
when i talk to it, im usually saying "****ING S**T!" and punching it. it has hurt me and others on a few occasions, it ran over my dad's foot after the handbrake stopped working, i cut my hand on the fender while polishing it!, and the other day....it was all nice and shiny and a baseball came out of nowhere and dented my roof....thus hurting me mentally.
acutally, i set a bag of McDonalds on the roof for a second, out of nowhere (the roof is flat) the bag tips over allowing all the fries to fall into my engine bay and on my hood, then the seagulls come out of the the earth or something (i was in a empty parking lot) and start attacking me.
the next week i set my bag of burgerking down in the car and it flies out of the seat and into my oily cardboard (in case i have to get under the car at random).
another name i have for my car is "Slut bag" because i have actually been aproached by atleast five people telling me how they had this car and how much it sucked.
 
Well I don't really talk to my car, although I did the other day when it stalled due to me hitting a rather large puddle when it was absolutely throwing it down down a country road. I was actually willing it on whilst pushing the accelerator and trying to get it to restart (which it did after a couple of tries). Hmm I suppose I do often congratulate the car when it starts as soon as I even move the key... I also get a kick out of seeing cars with better known and rated badges than my SEAT that are all rusting and knackered. I do swear at the car though when it very occasionally falls out of gear, damn the bus like gear change.

My car has virtually no rust, the tiny bit (5p size on the usual front right wing) it has hasn't gone thru the paint and hasn't spread in 4 years after my bro coated the underside with oily/sealant stuff :) It does have a number of very minor dents and stone chips though (when my bro originally bought it). Even so I do get rather upset when I see a new mark on it, especially as so far good luck allowing I haven't put a mark on it.

Hate to think how paranoid I'll get when I get a car that exactly meets my specifications :lol:
 
I talk to my car nearly every day... Usually it's a "good job sweetie", or "sorry, I didn't mean to push you quite that hard. I'll buy you a nice quart of Royal Purple to make up for it"... Sometimes I'm afraid someone will see me doing it, and will get a good laugh out of it... Still, I can't help it... I love my car, and I don't mind letting her know how I feel... BTW, her name is Silvia, for obvious reasons (see sig)...





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I don't very often talk to my car in a nice way. In a negative/pleading way, lots. Like when the guages quit. "Come oooon, not nowww. Fine, be that way. Bastardising peice of S**t." "Get your ass in gear. I'm in a hurry." Etc.
 
I talked to my chevy whenever I drove it with the 6 cylinder, It was real tempermental and didn't like to start up, I said, "Biscuit!" *Grp mrp mrp mrp mrp mrp mrp* "Oh, come on Katherine...." Vroom putt putt put put....

So, I guess it's named Katherine now, but I call it the "Biscuit."

I talk to the lexus as well. But usualy I belittle it for screwing up something, like when it runs low on gas. "POS, I told you not to drink so fast!"

So, erm.... yeah.
 
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...what kind of car is it?
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standard 89 honda civic that smokes a lot and does not always start.
yeah, i usually start punching the dash in a fit of rage when it does not feel like it.....so if you ever see a kid that looks like a hobo driving a blue honda civic with a black hood....its me.
ah....good times and a lot of punching. yeah, 3rd gear has been a problem lately, it keeps popping out and its pretty essential or i will have to go up hills at like 5k at 45 mph in 2nd or bog out in 4th.
 
I used to talk to my first car, '85 Maxima. The name? Max, of course. :D I did talk little bit with another car I really loved, '98 Accord LX. I didn't talk to other cars much, and have not talked to my current Altima 2.5S(I don't like it that much), so I guess I talk to only cars I really like.

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when i talk to it, im usually saying "****ING S**T!" and punching it. it has hurt me and others on a few occasions, it ran over my dad's foot after the handbrake stopped working, i cut my hand on the fender while polishing it!, and the other day....it was all nice and shiny and a baseball came out of nowhere and dented my roof....thus hurting me mentally.
acutally, i set a bag of McDonalds on the roof for a second, out of nowhere (the roof is flat) the bag tips over allowing all the fries to fall into my engine bay and on my hood, then the seagulls come out of the the earth or something (i was in a empty parking lot) and start attacking me.
the next week i set my bag of burgerking down in the car and it flies out of the seat and into my oily cardboard (in case i have to get under the car at random).
another name i have for my car is "Slut bag" because i have actually been aproached by atleast five people telling me how they had this car and how much it sucked.
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You should name your car, "Christine". You might wanna sell it, ASAP. :nervous:
 
I talk to my car all the time. She's named Yuki, so I always address her as "Yuki-chan". I always make effort not to say negative things to her, though. With what we do, in the course of canyon driving, I really wouldn't want to piss her off.
 
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Well somtimes at night, i go outside and just stare at it for hours...

Does that count?

Ok seriously i DO'NT do that.... lol
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Uh... I do... sometimes have a drink while I'm at it...
 
Yes, I talk to my car. Its name is Son of a ***** and Little ****er.

As in

"YOU SON OF A *****! START THE **** UP NOW OR I'M ****ING ****ING YOUR **** UP YOU LITTLE ****ER!!"
 
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You should name your car, "Christine". You might wanna sell it, ASAP. :nervous:
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yeah, while i do hate it....its sort of a love/runs and hate/punch relation. i probably have about every STD known to man now after sitting in it :)

i don't think i could drive just a "plain" car. i have to have something that is one of the extremes.
......not having a radio is pushing me further into insanity! <8- D
 
Yep, I talk to the family car (we only have one). It's not often though, I would say some stuff like "come on, let's go, let's pick it up" when I'm flooring it.
 

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