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Have you tried the DLC karts and find yourself falling in love with those pretty neon colors?
Want to own them but too cheap to afford a couple of bucks of DLC?
Well, have we got just the thing for you.
Introducing the all new "Ripoff Kart 2000"!
Each kart is meticulously hand built by under-paid, over-worked craftsmen whose only goal in life is to build you the perfect kart.
Each kart's paint job is finely done with a quality finish to mimic the neon colors you get from paid DLC karts.
Guaranteed better that your regular 'Made in China' stuff that you usually get.
To get hold of these rare karts, all you got to do is just,
ADD PSN ID: kennylmao and ORDER your set of 'Ripoff Karts' TODAY! 👍
And if you order now we'll throw in a,
'super-duper-ultra-uber limited edition matt black paint stealth touring kart' ABSOLUTELY FREE!
All these goodies could be yours for a LOW, LOW PRICE of:
whatever crap you can send!
NOW AIN'T THAT A BARGAIN!
So what are you still waiting for?
Order your Ripoff Karts NOW!
Disclaimer:
1. We do not guarantee the similarities in color of the Ripoff Karts to the DLC Karts.
2. Colors may vary depending on your screen contrast and brightness.
3. You can create these cool karts by painting your regular racing karts that is available at the New Car Dealership in these specific colors:
i) Super Bright Yellow from a Toyota MR-S for neon yellow.
ii) Lime Green from a Lexus LFA for neon green.
iii) Sky Blue Something from a Honda Insight Hybrid for neon blue.
iv) Lava Orange Pearlescent from a Lotus Esprit for neon orange.
v) Tor Red from the Dodge Challenger SRT8 for neon red.
vi) Matt Black from a Lexus LFA for the 'super-duper-ultra-uber limited edition matt black paint stealth touring kart'.
And last, this is just a joke and to share with you how to make your very own 'Ripoff Kart 2000'.
Don't go adding my PSN(uness you want to be friends
) looking for them, I've already told you how to make them. Thanks for your time and since my smiley is wearing a Santa Hat, Merry Christmas to you!
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You can get the colors easily from the new car dealers, except for the yellow. I'll do the yellow kart if you want. I'm not really looking for any more stuff now sorry.
