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As a young man in heaven, Jesus was quite keen to see his father developing a new world. He kept pestering his father to let him go down there and see what it was like. "No" his father would keep saying "you'll mess it all up. I've put a lit of effort into making this place without you messing it up"
Always persistant, Jesus continued to nag his father. Eventually, God gave in. "Ok, I'll let you go down there one one condition"
"Sure, anything" Jesus replied
"you must not touch the women", his father replied.
"Sure, sure" Jesus agreed, keen to go
"Okay then" and God put him down on Earth.
Jesus explored the Earth for a while, but getting bored, he thought, 'Ok what exactly is it that my father doesn't want me to to see with these women things' and so he went to find one.
"Whoa" Jesus exclaimed, and was quickly forgetting his father's message. By the evening he was in bed with the woman, defying his father. When he was finished he thought 'Fine, I'll go and wash myself in the sea, and nothing will matter'.
This he did, and returned to heaven. "Well what did you think?" God was keen to know.
"Very impressive, I think it will be a good place for your people to live"
"You didn't touch the women did you?"
"Well - I might have - sort of. But its ok, I went and washed in the sea afterwards"
"You washed in the sea! Oh no - how could you. Now all the fish are going to smell funny!"
Always persistant, Jesus continued to nag his father. Eventually, God gave in. "Ok, I'll let you go down there one one condition"
"Sure, anything" Jesus replied
"you must not touch the women", his father replied.
"Sure, sure" Jesus agreed, keen to go
"Okay then" and God put him down on Earth.
Jesus explored the Earth for a while, but getting bored, he thought, 'Ok what exactly is it that my father doesn't want me to to see with these women things' and so he went to find one.
"Whoa" Jesus exclaimed, and was quickly forgetting his father's message. By the evening he was in bed with the woman, defying his father. When he was finished he thought 'Fine, I'll go and wash myself in the sea, and nothing will matter'.
This he did, and returned to heaven. "Well what did you think?" God was keen to know.
"Very impressive, I think it will be a good place for your people to live"
"You didn't touch the women did you?"
"Well - I might have - sort of. But its ok, I went and washed in the sea afterwards"
"You washed in the sea! Oh no - how could you. Now all the fish are going to smell funny!"
