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They're usually good. They can help the sentences we make look intelligent. They're an excellent form of ice cream. They're even a good fashion style. So why then do they make for the worst candy known to mankind?

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THEY'RE TERRIBLE. THEY REALLY ARE.

Why does this form of candy still exist? Why are they almost always in assorted candy bags? Why are they still passed out on Halloween? It's a disgrace to all the other good forms of confectioneries.


It's just not right.
 
I had thought of this earlier too, except it was some other candy.

But why do they make things that exist only in the assorted bags? Do people realize that, while they are still making money, they are always still in the bag when it gets thrown away. Will companies realize this?

And for the record, I think Dots are tolerable.
 
They are pretty bad. :yuck:
*goes on to munch a charleston chew*
 
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I got chocolate mint dots for halloween this year! :yuck: Stupid stupid people.
 
Dots are awesome. So are charlestons (though not in excess).
 
What's so terrible about them? I've never seen them before.
 
Dots (the candy) are just like candy corn. Only one batch was ever made back in 1935. Each year, special candy reps go digging through the trash of every houshold after each holiday searching for these candies to repackage them only to sell them again the next year. That way, they never have to make any more because Lord knows hardly anyone eats that ****.
 
The icecream makes me feel like i'm eating some sort of spacefood.
 
And I actually love Dots as the candy.

Fresh ones, of course. CDailey is wrong is his relating it to candy corn... they actually make batches regularly, honest.

Just finding them is the trick.
 
I like Dots alright. Not a huge fan, but I'll eat 'em.
 
Yeah, and all you have to do is send 49.95 a month to Mr. Dailey and I for the rest of your life, and you can be a space-type person***.


***does not include going into space.
 
Please make out all checks Your Surpreme Being, 15837 Uranus Ave, Uranus, Space.
 
They started using 8 digit adresses in Uranus...didn't you get the memo?
 
Yeah, Dots suck. But nothing beats
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A red "X". Because IE on somebody elses computer sucks.

Anyway, nothing beats Chewy Sprees.
 
Since we talking weird, old candy... I liked these as a kid... haven't had one since then...

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Actually these are one of my favorite candy's.

From,
Chris.
 
What the hell are dots.
 
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Dots. The best worst candy ever.
 
They're even worse than Maynard's Wine Gums and Turd-On-A-Stick.

Only one of them is a type of candy.
 
You make the most useless threads sometimes.

But yeah, DOTS are pretty gross.
 
Dots made me think of Mike and Ike's...which are also really gross.

Hot Tamales > Mike and Ike's
 
I remember Mike & Ikes. I haven't had those in ages.
 
Dots FTL... I'm not a fan, and generally have never been. The only "movie theatre" candy I ever really enjoy are Junior Mints.

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FTW!
 
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