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I was in the shoe shop the other day, looking at the soccer boots, when in comes this chick that I'm into (and I think she's into me!). Dunno if you west ozzies (or all ozzies, for that matter) heard about the murder-suicide that happened up in Carnarvon a couple of months ago, to Greg and Carol Blatch?
Anyway, it's their daughter. She walks in, grabs a couple of bras, and walks right by me into the dressing rooms!!!! :eek: And all this time I'm checkin' her out, I watch her go by, and when she comes out, I'm just standing there looking stupid with my jaw hitting the ground, watching her go by and thinking "How the FECK can you do that when I am right here watching you?!"

Pretty mind blowing experience!
 
Black hair with blonde (dyed) streaks, brown eyes, GREAT body, nice ass 😈 GREAT legs, man! Alright stop me, I am drooling all over the keyboard! (Hey, somebody get me a bucket!!!!)
There's a leak somewhere in the tank! :lol:
 
huh, sounds intresting...hope it works out for you...

BTW, her parents were killed? ohh man...maybe you could ask her if she needs a place to stay and stuff...that might be the ticket...
 
Is this girl not TOTALLY weird? Her dad killed her mom & himself? And she's NORMAL? Did she say hi to you or what?
 
Originally posted by MazKid
huh, sounds intresting...hope it works out for you...
:blush: Awwww, shucks mate!

BTW, her parents were killed? ohh man...maybe you could ask her if she needs a place to stay and stuff...that might be the ticket...
Nah ... staying with grandparents. Would ask if she had nowhere to go tho ... 😈
 
Originally posted by M5Power
Is this girl not TOTALLY weird? Her dad killed her mom & himself? And she's NORMAL? Did she say hi to you or what?
OI! Watch it boy! Nah, we're at that stage "where we want to say something but it is awkward" sort of thing, you know?
 
I don't totally understand...she put on a bra in front of you? If not, i don't see what all the hype is. :p :lol:
 
Originally posted by Jazza
OI! Watch it boy! Nah, we're at that stage "where we want to say something but it is awkward" sort of thing, you know?

Well don't say it to her effing FACE, but is she a nut??
 
Originally posted by GCstyle
I don't totally understand...she put on a bra in front of you? If not, i don't see what all the hype is. :p :lol:
Nah, just the fact that a) I was standing there checking her out, and she looked at me as she went by, and b) the fact that if the roles were reversed (eg me with jocks :lol: ) I couldn't do it because the mere fact that it would be way embarassing!
 
Originally posted by M5Power


Well don't say it to her effing FACE, but is she a nut??
Nah, her olds were fighting for a while, like some amount of months, and I guess he just had enough of it.
 
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