Drunkest escapades

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Something that came up between me and Bee in normal convorsation about 5 minutes ago.

In your own opinion, when you have "been under the infulance of alcahol" , "drunk" , "smashed", whatever you call it, what has been the most stupid, embaressing, downright silly, or dangerous thing you have ever done?

I'll start off. my 15th birthday get together, i got really drunk, and thought that i could use a bed sheet to make a hot air balloon. I tied it onto a big bin, and then got in, completely out of it, and started jumping up and down shouting "lift off!! Lift off!! I eventually lost balence, and fell over, and almost broke my wrist.

Please don't hold back people...
 
Erm... I think it was last April, I chased some poor ducks around a lake for 30 minutes because I thought one had stolen my drink only to realise I gave it to my friends.

I reportedly shouted at one point "Gimme my drink you ****ers or I will eat you for dinner tomorrow" :guilty:
 
I dunno what you call it, but i call it alcohol :D

:lol:!!!

I dunno, i haven't got much. One time though, i was dancing around with a lighter and managed to set fire to the curtains.

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Erm... I think it was last April, I chased some poor ducks around a lake for 30 minutes because I thought one had stolen my drink only to realise I gave it to my freinds.

I reportedly shouted at one point "Gimme my drink you ****ers or I will eat you for dinner tomorrow" :guilty:
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LMAO! :lol:, i can see this being a very funny thread.
 
I drank toilet water.

I know too many drunk quotes that I've said/heard, I don't know where to start.

"Maybe we didn't drink the house dry, but we did drink the house drunk."
 
At an engineering drinking event, I had way too much beer, and I puked like crazy. All over my friend who happened to be standing in front of me at the time. Pretty damn embarrasing considering a good portion of my faculty was there to witness that event. Also, it was the first time I puked from having too much alcohol. I was surprised how quickly it came up; there was no way I could have held it in.

Other than that, I really haven't done anything crazy while drunk. I'm surprisingly coherent when I'm drunk, as in I make perfect sense when I talk, and I can make sense of what's going on around me.
 
I was at a party and I dumped a girl via an answering machine message, it went somthing like this "Hi look I'm really sorry about this I just don't think our... oh God my head's completely messed up, I..." my friend looked at me meaningfully and I broke into hysterical laughter. My friend said loudly "****ing hell mate, you're far too pissed to write a heartfelt apology, tell her the truth." I regained control of myself put the phone back to my ear, I said "the truth is I'm dumping you because your're and ugly [insert word for prostitute here] and your best friend is much better looking. Actually **** that, most of the guys I know are fitter than you, atleast they shave."

She has hunted me down ever since then, I never did get off with her best friend, she called me a "shallow bastard", I tried to explain that I was drunk out of my mind when I dumped her friend but it was useless.

Ev0
Other than that, I really haven't done anything crazy while drunk. I'm surprisingly coherent when I'm drunk, as in I make perfect sense when I talk, and I can make sense of what's going on around me.
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Then you've obviously never been drunk enough.
 
Too many to list, but heres what I remember from my 19th birthday. Picked up a 26oz'er and a Mickey of vodka, mixed it with Sunny D and with drank it. Sometime in there I called on about 25-30 guys in the skate park coming back from a party that got busted, who luckily were mostly friends, who basically just laughed at me while I fell over curbs. Somewhere in there some hot pregnant girl kept trying to make me promise her i'd be there for her when her kid is born, and the last I remember of her, I was puking out the back door of a car while she was still begging. Then, some how, I woke up underneath one of the half pipe ramps on in the spot where everyone was going to the washroom that night, sleeping on someones back pack next to the pregger girls friend. I don't know what happened in between that, and I don't wanna know what happened.
Theres been worse, much worse, but this is about being drunk, and not drunk and high. I don't wanna get into what i've done while being high, i'll just say drugs are bad. Very, very bad, extremely fun, but bad.
 
We were out 4WDing along some fire trails. The driver was dead sober - the rest of us were drunk. The driver decided to teach us a lesson so he floored it across a ridge, getting air under all 4 wheels. When everybody piled out of the car later I had somehow managed to get a footprint on my back - not easy as we were all wearing seatbelts.

I apparently ran off through the bush at this stage - I don't remember. I was found near a sports field, lying on a table trying to swim.
 
X-Othermic
Something that came up between me and Bee in normal convorsation about 5 minutes ago.

In your own opinion, when you have "been under the infulance of alcahol" , "drunk" , "smashed", whatever you call it, what has been the most stupid, embaressing, downright silly, or dangerous thing you have ever done?

I'll start off. my 15th birthday get together, i got really drunk, and thought that i could use a bed sheet to make a hot air balloon. I tied it onto a big bin, and then got in, completely out of it, and started jumping up and down shouting "lift off!! Lift off!! I eventually lost balence, and fell over, and almost broke my wrist.

Please don't hold back people...
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The last time I was "under the infulance of alcahol", I made a post with less spelling errors in it than that one.
 
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the truth is I'm dumping you because you're an ugly [insert word for prostitute here] and your best friend is much better looking. Actually **** that, most of the guys I know are fitter than you, atleast they shave.
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*scribbles down*

Top job!
 
I think running down the high street in a batman costume was pretty good. I wasn't drunk but I had had a few...
 
DQuaN
I'm not going to get into it.
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Sensible man.

ExigeExcel
I think running down the high street in a batman costume was pretty good. I wasn't drunk but I had had a few...
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I saw Batman, Robin and Spiderman walking down Oxford street at 1am while I was on a bus once, I was pretty sober but I onlt saw them because a girl on the other side of the bus just said "Oh look, Batman", I was sort of half asleep and replied along the lines of "wha, wha, eh, Batman???? Oh yeah." And there was Batman, Robin and Spiderman walking down Oxford street together. Probably drunk students from Manchester Uni.
 
I think the most unpleasant drinking experience is when my friend took off, leaving me at the bar. I had to walk about 2 miles home at 3 am. It took almost 2 hours and I got lost several times.

That's not a particularily interesting story, but I don't typically do anything crazy when I'm drunk.
 
I usually don't do anything too insane, but I'm fairly destructive with the objects around me. The usuals include taking ceiling tiles and smashing them off of people. Boxing with hockey gloves and helmets on always makes for a good spectacle (my opponent after a good blow).
One time in particular I took it upon myself to take 12 shots of Bacardi 151 (75%) on an empty stomach in a time span of an hour or so. Cliff noted version of the story: went to a club, was kicked out, snuck back in, got my ass kicked by a bouncer, cabbed back to school, puked in someone's dorm infront of the floor manager, and some how made it back home. All in all it was a good night (y)
 
FPS_nOOb
In his defense, he is 15 you know... :dunce:
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Thanks for pointing that out.

GTP does not condone under-age drinking. As X, Bee, Jon & Exige are all under-age....
 
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