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A DRUNK'S DIAGNOSIS
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where
she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyer belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed her items in front of the cashier. The drunk said, "You must be single." The woman, a bit startled, looked at the four items on the belt, and, seeing nothing particularly
unusual about her selections, replied, "Well, y'know, that's right. But how on earth did you know that?
The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier 'n ****."
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where
she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyer belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed her items in front of the cashier. The drunk said, "You must be single." The woman, a bit startled, looked at the four items on the belt, and, seeing nothing particularly
unusual about her selections, replied, "Well, y'know, that's right. But how on earth did you know that?
The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier 'n ****."
