Dumb Blonde jokes!!!! READ!!!!

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Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
 
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
 
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
 
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
 
Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: Because she's been laid all over the country.
 
hey you noticed. reply to my 1000 post thread that i just made. :)
 
yeah. im not even 1 month old yet. i just love my avatar. i took like 10 seconds to make!
 
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