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Elitedriver's Ferocious Yet Luxurious Reviews
The following reviews are reviewed by me. Therefore, it should not be taken seriously. As like all reviews, test out the cars yourself before accepting reviews from others, most specifically mines. You may never know how it'll react to your driving style.
Table of Contents:
Ferrari 458 Italia
...more reviews coming soon...
My First Review Today is....
The Ferrari 458 Italia
It's unspeakable This.., masterpiece. Fulfilling one's needs in the fullest extent. Nothing like it can match this aggressive creature that everyone would like to call... The 458 Italia.
Yes, you may paint it with Reflex Spice You may paint it with even solid Gold. But me, I'd rather paint it with Ferrari's signature color: Red.
< Insert Red Ferrari 458 Italia Picture Here>
Well you may look at that. And dare you meet contact with this beast, it shall bring tears to your eyes. There's nothing like it, nothing so elegantly designed. Yet so simple it is portrayed as a few smooth lines drawn on a piece of paper. But delicately made with delicate artistry, delicate posture, delicate uncertainty. It may even as well eat on your limbs. But not yet, holding down your begging to let it do so. I didn't even take it out for a spin yet
< Insert 458 Italia powersliding on TTGT Here >
A little push on the steering wheel and it shall follow its commands. A sharp stomp on the Accelerator and it shall follow its master. While it is typical for every car to react this way, the Italia reacts with the utmost loyalty and respect. And that I shall say, its commitment on squeezing out every drop of its power, every little cry from its engine block, every little squeal from the tires. Yet oh so simply made, simply original, simply indescribable.
0-60 mph in split seconds, 60-100 in Milli, 200 in nanos. This is how to describe its unruly performance through a commercial road. And as the engine roars & cries with its highest pitch possible, echoing through the treacherous day, it is music to everyone's ears, but a melody to mines.
It is repetitive to see the same angle, the same corner, the same act. But its repetitiveness has no existence in this beauty, oh absolutely not. And what makes it vanish is for its works in the making: Troubling yet stable suspension, squealing tires, trampling posture and power. Many so words can describe this clear, one-second moment, but that would just go off the page. But I'd rather not beckon, oh not to this masterpiece.
< Insert 458 Italia in Complete stop (any location) >
And now we present to you, the Italia's halt. The Italia's break to cool down, after so many dreaming laps, it made the poor thing exhausted. Oh I wish it can get back on its feet endlessly, never letting go the steering wheel, never letting go the pedals, never letting go the clutch. But wait! To obvious surprise, it can!
< Insert 458 Italia after Mulsanne Straight 2nd Chicane >
As the exhaust backfires, the engine leaving a trail of musical notes, the taillights streaming a neon glow in the night, it is a true masterpiece to bring all of this together. All of this trouble, uncertainty, complex elements into one aggressive smile. And true to its price tag, a measly $283,000, anyone can enjoy this... this masterpiece.
< Insert 458 Italia disappearing into the night >
And so the creature stalks the night, prancing with all of its might, sending a distress to lock all eyes to him, it no longer needs an owner. It no longer needs a user. It longer needs a master. It shall ride on its own. Endlessly. Wildly. Losing such a friend, such a masterpiece is bringing tears to my eyes.
Let it travel free, never letting go its true users, its true masters from the driver's seat. Never forgetting this one word:
Masterpiece.
--- O --- O --- O --- O --- O ---
Now, I hope you enjoyed this review. And please, no criticism or insults of any kind. This is just a mere prototype, and shall be improved on as I receive suggestions from the lovely community
I will replace the Insert tags with pictures soon.
Elitedriver's Ferocious Yet Luxurious Reviews
The following reviews are reviewed by me. Therefore, it should not be taken seriously. As like all reviews, test out the cars yourself before accepting reviews from others, most specifically mines. You may never know how it'll react to your driving style.
Table of Contents:
Ferrari 458 Italia
...more reviews coming soon...
My First Review Today is....
The Ferrari 458 Italia
It's unspeakable This.., masterpiece. Fulfilling one's needs in the fullest extent. Nothing like it can match this aggressive creature that everyone would like to call... The 458 Italia.
Yes, you may paint it with Reflex Spice You may paint it with even solid Gold. But me, I'd rather paint it with Ferrari's signature color: Red.
< Insert Red Ferrari 458 Italia Picture Here>
Well you may look at that. And dare you meet contact with this beast, it shall bring tears to your eyes. There's nothing like it, nothing so elegantly designed. Yet so simple it is portrayed as a few smooth lines drawn on a piece of paper. But delicately made with delicate artistry, delicate posture, delicate uncertainty. It may even as well eat on your limbs. But not yet, holding down your begging to let it do so. I didn't even take it out for a spin yet
< Insert 458 Italia powersliding on TTGT Here >
A little push on the steering wheel and it shall follow its commands. A sharp stomp on the Accelerator and it shall follow its master. While it is typical for every car to react this way, the Italia reacts with the utmost loyalty and respect. And that I shall say, its commitment on squeezing out every drop of its power, every little cry from its engine block, every little squeal from the tires. Yet oh so simply made, simply original, simply indescribable.
0-60 mph in split seconds, 60-100 in Milli, 200 in nanos. This is how to describe its unruly performance through a commercial road. And as the engine roars & cries with its highest pitch possible, echoing through the treacherous day, it is music to everyone's ears, but a melody to mines.
It is repetitive to see the same angle, the same corner, the same act. But its repetitiveness has no existence in this beauty, oh absolutely not. And what makes it vanish is for its works in the making: Troubling yet stable suspension, squealing tires, trampling posture and power. Many so words can describe this clear, one-second moment, but that would just go off the page. But I'd rather not beckon, oh not to this masterpiece.
< Insert 458 Italia in Complete stop (any location) >
And now we present to you, the Italia's halt. The Italia's break to cool down, after so many dreaming laps, it made the poor thing exhausted. Oh I wish it can get back on its feet endlessly, never letting go the steering wheel, never letting go the pedals, never letting go the clutch. But wait! To obvious surprise, it can!
< Insert 458 Italia after Mulsanne Straight 2nd Chicane >
As the exhaust backfires, the engine leaving a trail of musical notes, the taillights streaming a neon glow in the night, it is a true masterpiece to bring all of this together. All of this trouble, uncertainty, complex elements into one aggressive smile. And true to its price tag, a measly $283,000, anyone can enjoy this... this masterpiece.
< Insert 458 Italia disappearing into the night >
And so the creature stalks the night, prancing with all of its might, sending a distress to lock all eyes to him, it no longer needs an owner. It no longer needs a user. It longer needs a master. It shall ride on its own. Endlessly. Wildly. Losing such a friend, such a masterpiece is bringing tears to my eyes.
Let it travel free, never letting go its true users, its true masters from the driver's seat. Never forgetting this one word:
Masterpiece.
--- O --- O --- O --- O --- O ---
Now, I hope you enjoyed this review. And please, no criticism or insults of any kind. This is just a mere prototype, and shall be improved on as I receive suggestions from the lovely community
I will replace the Insert tags with pictures soon.
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As it happens it is literally impossible to quote your thing so it's like this.
And I'll most likely do a review of the Ford GT this week 👍 Also, I'll probably experiment a bit more on other writing styles, like ranging from simple reviews to a narrative, romanticist reviews like the one I did for the Italia.
Anyways, lovely bit of writing
verging on poetry? 👍