England's World Cup Campaign

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News from the internet where spoof instructions for the BBC's World Cup commentators are circulating. They include:

Within one minute of kick off in the opening match (Germany v Cosa Rica), the commentators must mention England.

All Scottish members of our commentary team must continue to refer to England as "we" and "us".

For matches not involving England, we must only discuss players that are playing in England (e.g. Holland v Argentina should be referred to as Van Nistelroy v Crespo).

Each match involving England should being with the phrase "England Expects".

When England bow out after the first stage, we must emphasise that it is a massive blow to football and a serious loss to the World Cup
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Within one minute of kick off in England's opening match, the commentators must mention 1966.

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The world cup hasn't even started yet and i'm seeing England stuff everywhere. You know I support England but having all this 'ENGURLAND' shoved down my throat kinda makes me sick of it. This world cup i'm going to just enjoy every match I see and not make a big deal of what England does.

Or i'll find out a way to get my nationality changed to Argentinian (felipe dont kill me).
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:lol: haha!! If I was a commentator for the BBC, I would start narrating the game by mentioning Maradona's condition and his role in today's football :D
I know...I'd get kicked out of there....but I don't care since I'm half italian, half argentinian ;)

LONG LIVE EL DIEGO!!!


Ciao....
 
:lol: This is all so true. I wish the commentators weren't so biased. I wonder if they can go one day on Sky Sports news without mentioning Wayne Rooneys leg injury? :rolleyes:
 
MistaY
This world cup i'm going to just enjoy every match I see and not make a big deal of what England does.
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Or, more to the point, doesn't do...
 

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