Everything I love, ends up hurting me!!!! WHYYY!!!!

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I love to eat cheese. it messes up my nose.

I love games. They cost money and are way distracting.

I love onions/garlic/spices. They give me bad breath.

I love spicy stuff. It messes up my nose.

I love eggs. They mess up my nose.

I love GTP. It's as addicting as a videogame, and way more educational, but nevertheless it distracts me and has turned me insomniac.

But worst of all...

I love girls. They don't love me. :( :scared: :crazy: :ouch: :indiff: :nervous: :sick: :guilty: :yuck: :grumpy: :dunce: :irked:

Anyone else have similar situations? Share :sly:
 
:lol:

I love girls and girls love me:p You just gotta be born with it:lol:
 
Sakiale
I love to eat cheese. it messes up my nose.

I love spicy stuff. It messes up my nose.

I love eggs. They mess up my nose.
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Ever heard of opening your mouth and/or eating smaller pieces?


I love my parents, but they don't hurt me.

I love ducks, but they have never attacked me.

I love my Xbox 360, yet it hasn't blown up and put pieces or plastic in my face.
 
I love a lot of unhealthy food, especially kebabs. A chicken and donner kebab after a movie, bliss.
 
No, I mean after I eat them my nose gets clogged. Not that it like goes into my nose and hurts it.
 
Sakiale
I love games. They cost money...
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Games are cheaper than real life. I can buy hundreds of cars in Gran Turismo and I don't even have to pay for gas. Real life is just too expensive.

And if you're worrying about games being expensive... just wait until you have a girlfriend. You'll want to go back to girls not loving you.
 
Sakiale
I love girls. They don't love me. :( :scared: :crazy: :ouch: :indiff: :nervous: :sick: :guilty: :yuck: :grumpy: :dunce: :irked:
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Could that be because of this?

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Also notice I wrote this--
No i DONT have any freaking clue what I was thinking when I wrote this profile!!!


Cant we all just get along and play my little game? Please"?
 
Sakiale
Also notice I wrote this--
No i DONT have any freaking clue what I was thinking when I wrote this profile!!!


Cant we all just get along and play my little game? Please"?
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Man, you need a milkshake. Everybody loves milkshake.
 
dougiemeats
And if you're worrying about games being expensive... just wait until you have a girlfriend. You'll want to go back to girls not loving you.
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Now THAT is funny and so very true. :lol:👍 However if you get a girlfriend that has money she will also buy you games. :sly:
 
Sakiale
I love girls. They don't love me.
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Here's my quick guide so that girls will start loving you.

Spray this on you. I saw it on TV.



Make sure girls see you inside this. Top down, they can see you better.



Put this in your pocket. This is the only thing they care about in your pants.



If you're old enough, wear this. Girls want what they can't have.

 
So I should stop being an emo poor kid and steal stuff to be a gangsta pimp?

And the F430 wont work, gotta get the Gallardo spyder.

..hondaracer, that picture makes me strangely happy. So cuute!!! Kittah!
 
dougiemeats
And if you're worrying about games being expensive... just wait until you have a girlfriend. You'll want to go back to girls not loving you.
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Girlfriends are nothing cost wise, try three kids, a wife, an ex and a nice big fat mortgage.

Then you will truely know the meaning of poor, just sit back and watch all the hard earned money come rolling in.........and then go rolling straight back out again.

LOL

Scaff
 
dougiemeats
Here's my quick guide so that girls will start loving you.
Make sure girls see you inside this. Top down, they can see you better.
Put this in your pocket. This is the only thing they care about in your pants.
If you're old enough, wear this. Girls want what they can't have.
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3 out of 4 ain't bad. It's petty much correct.
 
dougiemeats
Here's my quick guide so that girls will start loving you.

Spray this on you. I saw it on TV.



Make sure girls see you inside this. Top down, they can see you better.



Put this in your pocket. This is the only thing they care about in your pants.



If you're old enough, wear this. Girls want what they can't have.

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:lol: You won the thread, hands down. It goes to show you we will go to extreme mesures to get women.
 
No it just gets clogged, sinus problems :(

Anyway... yall pretty much hijacked my thread... :indiff: its still cool though.
 
Okay, I'll bring it back.....I love driving like schuey, but it gets me in a wreck and two tickets within three weeks.


Now, about the girls. I've always been a loner even though I'm 18. Not even a make-out session. So my cousin decides I have to go to his 18th party--at Diamonds strip club. Not to be lame and admit my weakness, but I don't think I can handle it...:lol:
 
keef
Now, about the girls. I've always been a loner even though I'm 18. Not even a make-out session.
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Ditto. Which is kinda odd, considering that over half my friends are the exact opposite.
 
It might if people would stick to the topic... or atleast have some sort of content in their posts that is worth reading.
 
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