Excuses for losing

[Rx8fanboy]

Hi
This is a thread I made because I was bored and gt5 was not entertaining me

What excuses can you think for losing (online/offline)?
For example:
"Hey that was a good race and.... Wait! I was on comfort hards!"
" Awesome race bro... 🤬 ! This is the car I use for photos and is not tuned for racing"

I don't expect this thread to last very long and will probably end up locked, so please stay on topic 👍

 

[GTShadowKing]

"You only won because I was reading the GTP foruns while racing"

 

[Samus]

"My dog farted on me".

 

[Rx8fanboy]

"My dog farted while reading the GTP forums"

 

[GTShadowKing]

"My dog farted on me".

 

[GTShadowKing]

"My dog farted while reading the GTP forums"

x1000:tup:

 

[barny0111]

"wait...what??... we were racing???"

 

[dabest2500]

What the heck SimonJK, can dogs even fart
My very valid excuse:

"Online physics and offline physics aren't the same, I got loads of oversteer, even though I used racing softs"

 

[GTShadowKing]

"Online physics and offline physics aren't the same, I got loads of oversteer, even though I used racing softs"

OMG! A valid reason!!! 👍

 

[Samus]

What the heck SimonJK, can dogs even fart
My very valid excuse:

"Online physics and offline physics aren't the same, I got loads of oversteer, even though I used racing softs"

Of course dogs can fart! They usually smell pretty damn bad.

 

[Rx8fanboy]

What the heck SimonJK, can dogs even fart

Tell that to my dog, Tornado
And, yes an excuse we can actually use!

 

[Tvensky]

"My dog farted while reading the GTP forums"

this made me laugh out loud! 👍

"Sorry I got cold while racing in rain"
"I forgot to charge my controller"
"some guy lagged me off the track"
"I missed the start of the race"
and most common
"my car wasnt for this type of race"

 

[BPskeet69]

'My fingers are all greasy from that popcorn i was eating'

PS. Yes, dogs can fart, they are horrendous...

 

[dabest2500]

Tell that to my dog, Tornado
And, yes an excuse we can actually use!

I beat the dog's fart is as powerful as a Tornado

 

[Tvensky]

What the heck SimonJK, can dogs even fart
My very valid excuse:

"Online physics and offline physics aren't the same, I got loads of oversteer, even though I used racing softs"

they are 100% same, only thing is that in many online lobbies driving aids are off, if you are used with them on then you're in trouble!!

 

[TB]

"I lost that B-Spec race because I was busy locking a spammy thread and couldn't tell Bob to overtake."