Exotic (and illegal!) Cuisine

[HondaRacer]

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/Issues/2006-05-11/news/feature_1.html

This chef in Arizona will cook practically anything that moves for his rich and famous patrons. Dishes include dog, penguin, lion, and even human!

I doubt this article is real, but it's still hilarious.

 

[Rogue Ssv]

Hmm, I wonder how Saguaro tastes?

Wait... human? Holy schizmit
*clicks on link again to rearead article*
I am going to throw up...

 

[McLaren]

Reminds me of that Japanese dish of the Pufferfish that could kill you.

 

[DuckRacer]

Dang, didn't know that restaurant was here. I dunno why anyone would want to eat a zebra.

Hmm, I wonder how Saguaro tastes?

Well, probably sour fruit. I cut open a prickly pear fruit once, and dude, it smells like total crap. I'm glad I'm not a bird.

 

[Carl.]

I hope nobody actually fell for that one. Eating Mexican babies...


Just look at the pictures...

Apparently this was this year's annual hoax article for the Phoenix times.

 

[Rogue Ssv]

I fell for it.

 

[dbartucci]

I fell for it.

I like that he names his clients. Donald Trump eats lion hearts and Brad Pitt licks his plate of monkey clean.

 

[Omnis]

Stimutacs rule.

 

[Carl.]

For those still horrified at the thought that this was real, here's one for you:

Cultured meat. Grow your steak from one cell.

 

[Solid Lifters]

Stimutacs rule.

Word.

"It's like a Koala Bear crapped a rainbow in my brain, man!"

 

[GT4_Rule]

I almost fell for it until I read these posts.

 

[FoolKiller]

Too bad it isn't real. I love exotic meats.


This paragraph made the whole thing worth it:

"Nuge kinda crazy," says Yamamoto. "In Japanese, they say 'kuru-kuru-paa.' You see that film March of the Penguins? Remember how mother go get food to eat, then walk a long way back to ice where father keep nest? We lie on slope, fire on mother penguin as they walk back. Nuge, he shoot flaming arrow at one penguin, and scare many away. Penguin explode, they have so much oil in body. He run down and eat it right there, while still on arrow! He can't wait, he so hungry for penguin."