extremely funny joke (rude) you gotta read it

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the 7 dwarves visit the pope. and one of them asks , do you have any female dwarf nuns in europe , the pope replies no.
and then another dwarve asks do you have any in america and canadia. agan he replies no.
another askes if there any in the asias or south amaerica or ostralasia again he replies no, and he says in fact i dont think we have any femalr dwarf nuns in the world. 6 of the dwarves burst out laughing , the pope asks wats so funny, and the dwarves shout out Dopey sha*ed a penguin:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
nuns were black and white pnguins are black and white.
dwarfs are small so a dwarf nun would be ....
 
There's just something about this joke...
..it just...well, sucks.
Yes, it dooeess.
 
The joke sucks.
So :
 

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I couldn't understand a word he said so of course I didn't think it was funny. His grammar though, well, :lol: :lol: :lol: YOU SUCK! HAHAHAHA!!!:lol:
 
Originally posted by under18carbon
I had to steal that picture from some other member.

To other member: If you're reading this, thank you for that thing.
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your welcome
 
Whoa....Funniset ive ever heard.............NOT.
That was the worst joke ever ever seen and read. My Cousin saw it and he said,"What a ****ty joke".
 
Originally posted by viperman
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Stop posting that damn pic everywhere, it's getting annoying now.

That joke is double 👎
 
I might of chuckled at it if it wasn't my dads like favourite joke, and he doesn't always say it. Plus you did the short version which I think always ruins a joke. Like for example this joke:
This guy was in a bar drinking alone and getting well plastered. Steamboats, near to wasted. When the bar closed, he got up to go home. As he was walking out the door he saw a nun walking on the pavement. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well, the nun was really surprised, but before she could do or say anything, he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the arse. Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much. So then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers, and whispered..






"Not so ****ing tough tonight, are you Batman?"....... - courtesy of GilesGutherie.com ;) - a bit of a plug for you there Giles

Yet I heard a shortened version of it the other day and it just made the joke bad IMO:
A drunk bloke was wandering down the street. He saw this nun and walked over to her and started beating her up. When he was finished he went up to her ear and whispered "Not so ****ing tough tonight, are you Batman?".
:odd:
See it just doesn't work.
 
Ah, The Comedy Forum, previously the last bastion of staying-on-topic, has fallen.

Come on people. Keep to the topic, no personal insults, no demographic name-calling. It's not hard.

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