After dropping his bomb, the suspect was seen escaping on a moped. "Two weekends in a row I've found the toilet annihilated by the previous occupant", said a Mr L. Hamilton, 36, Stevenage.
Mayhem ensues after Kimi attempts to recreate the Terminator 2 bike chase scene in the paddock.
Kimi trying out some other alternatives for life after F1
Crikey, this '22 car feels slow, thought Kimi, as he suddenly felt very good about the timing of his retirement.
"I know what I'm doing" Kimi said as he prepared to jump all the trucks in the paddock
Thought bubble: "Why did you no say the first place? I'd get the wrong answer on purpose"
Räikkönen: Bwoah, I get the covid. I go.
The Iceman Goeth...
The real reason for Kimi's absence from Zandvoort: someone let slip that the Haarlem DekaMarkt had 3 for 2 on Magnums.
"Ok team, own up - Who told Kimi about Amsterdam's night life?"
Oh no. Anyway...
"Yeah I told Lewis to run Max wide and he will be fine!"
I'm not laughing at the crash, I just heard a really funny joke
"I can't believe I beat Max today, he was flying"
"Very pleased today, pace was good, it's always very hard to get on top of Lewis, aheh, aheheheh"
Coulthard: So, whenever there's a sprint race your teammate and Verstappen crash into each other.
VB: "Can we watch it again please, just one more time? Ok, ONE more time but in slow motion this time? Go on, again! Can I get a copy of this as well?"
The picture of agony, the thrill of defeat.
"why can't they just get a room?"
Valterri Bottas is delighted to know for sure that racesuits are waterproof as he pisses himself laughing.
Bottas: "I see that Max decided to VerSTOPpen on top of the Mercedes. The weight on Lewis's helmet must've felt like a HamilTON."
Interviewer: "Get out."