F1 Caption Game 2023 - MONACO openFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

The remake of 'Father Ted' just got even worse.

 

[XJ40]

"Saturday night? Sorry Bernie I'll be a bit tied up"

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round ELEVEN Results - HUNGARY
1=: @XJ40, @Pezzarinho17 - 7 votes (21 pts)
3: @Touring Mars - 5 votes (15 pts)
4: @Famine - 3 votes (12 pts)
5=: @Blitz24, @Liquid, @ro_har_ - 2 votes (8 pts)
8=: @Jimlaad43, @SVT Cobra GT - 1 vote (3 pts)

Even with the grid ladies gone, the urge still remains.​

"I'm surprised the fans hate Hamilton more than me - I thought they would Boodapest..."​

Standings
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: XJ40***^ - 162
2: Jimlaad43^^* - 130
3: MaxAttack^ - 120
4: Famine*^ - 118
5: Liquid* - 90
6: Pezzarinho17^^^^ - 90
7: Touring Mars - 83
8: ro_har_ - 67
9: SVT Cobra GT^ - 56
10: DPereira_2909* - 25
11: Blitz24 - 29
12=: Flex0r, Leftcurl - 7
​

 

[Pezzarinho17]

4 wins, all shared! 😅

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Twelve - Belgium

Entries by Monday 6th September 1700 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full UPDATED rules available here before entering.
A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[Pezzarinho17]

VB: "I hope you're not here to do your Mercedes test - I can't be the 4th fastest Mercedes driver this weekend!"

 

[Jimlaad43]

As the paddock scrambles to find solutions to get rid of the water on the circuit, Bottas stumbles across a man who claims he can dry the track with a big fireball.

 

[Liquid]

Not pictured: 2022 Mercedes Drivers

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Grosjean: Let's go find somewhere warm and dry so we can talk about IndyCar, believe me, you'll need to know for next year.

 

[ro_har_]

Valtteri: "So what is it like in the land of the free?"

 

[Blitz24]

Valtteri: "So Romain, with your new job, can you help me with the banking at Zandvoort?"

 

[XJ40]

The Lap One, Turn One demolition specialists compare scores.

 

[Touring Mars]

The Romain in Spa rain stays mainly in the pitlane.

 

[Famine]

Romain Grosjean models the 2022 season Valtteri Bottas official sponsor jacket for Valtteri Bottas.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Bump for more entries

 

[MaxAttack]

"Look, Valtteri, it's literally that guy's job to stand here holding an umbrella for us for as long as we'd like to stand here and natter."
"I can sympathise, in a way..."

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Thirteen - The Netherlands

Picture submitted by @Liquid

Entries by Monday 13th September 1700 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full UPDATED rules available here before entering.
A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

After dropping his bomb, the suspect was seen escaping on a moped. "Two weekends in a row I've found the toilet annihilated by the previous occupant", said a Mr L. Hamilton, 36, Stevenage.

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Mayhem ensues after Kimi attempts to recreate the Terminator 2 bike chase scene in the paddock.

 

[ro_har_]

Kimi trying out some other alternatives for life after F1

 

[MaxAttack]

Crikey, this '22 car feels slow, thought Kimi, as he suddenly felt very good about the timing of his retirement.

 

[Touring Mars]

Kimi Retirönen

 

[XJ40]

"I know what I'm doing" Kimi said as he prepared to jump all the trucks in the paddock

 

[Liquid]

Thought bubble: "Why did you no say the first place? I'd get the wrong answer on purpose"

Räikkönen: Bwoah, I get the covid. I go.

 

[Touring Mars]

The Iceman Goeth...

Final Entry

 

[Famine]

The real reason for Kimi's absence from Zandvoort: someone let slip that the Haarlem DekaMarkt had 3 for 2 on Magnums.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

"Ok team, own up - Who told Kimi about Amsterdam's night life?"

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round TWELVE Results - BELGIUM
1: @Touring Mars - 7 votes (25 pts)
2: @SVT Cobra GT - 6 votes (18 pts)
3=: @Liquid, @XJ40 - 5 votes (13 pts)
5: @Pezzarinho17 - 4 votes (10 pts)
6: @MaxAttack - 3 votes (8 pts)
7: @Jimlaad43 - 2 votes (6 pts)
8: @Blitz24 - 1 vote (4 pts)

The Romain in Spa rain stays mainly in the pitlane.​

Standings
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: XJ40***^ - 175
2: Jimlaad43^^* - 136
3: MaxAttack^ - 128
4: Famine*^ - 118
5: Touring Mars* - 108
6: Liquid* - 103
7: Pezzarinho17^^^^ - 100
8: SVT Cobra GT^ - 74
9: ro_har_ - 67
10: Blitz24 - 33
11: DPereira_2909* - 25
12=: Flex0r, Leftcurl - 7
​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Fourteen - Italy

Entries by Monday 20th September 1700 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full UPDATED rules available here before entering.
A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[Liquid]

Sideshow Bottas:


Interviewer:
And just look how happy he is!

(Just having fun with this one for now.)