F1 Caption Game 2023 - MONACO openFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

"Oh Helmut I left my **** in Azerbaijan!"

 

[Jimlaad43]

After Helmut mentioned of his connections to the Mafia, Max decides against pursuing a contract termination due to an "Unsafe Release" clause.

 

[XJ40]

"Not going to the naughty step, cant make me!"

 

[niky]

"Helmut, that was awful timing by the crew."

"I know, Max."

"Next time, they should cook the pasta right before lunch, not first thing in the morning."

 

[Woodybobs]

"I wouldn't stand there, Max. That bull looks ready to drop one."

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Six - Monaco RESULT

Winning Entry

XJ40:
"Not going to the naughty step, cant make me!"

Standings after Round Six

Congratulations to @XJ40 for your first win of the season. Please PM me a photo from the Canada weekend

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[Jimlaad43]

Round Seven - Canada

Entries by Tuesday 18th June - 1000 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.​

 

[XJ40]

Lewis demanded the bottle be tasted first in case Vettel peed in it.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Is this how you drink Champagne?

No No No No No, Not like this.

 

[Touring Mars]

Both: Hey lady, that's my champagne!

 

[niky]

As a consolation prize, Mercedes plays Vettel the sad trombone.

 

[Jimlaad43]

@Woodybobs @Famine @Flex0r @Dotini @TenEightyOne @Lizard @oohahhcantona @FerrariF1GT @JarreauPique

 

[Famine]

Another giant bottle... and a Magnum of champagne.

 

[Woodybobs]

"This is my impression of Seb doing his pre-race ritual!". <Glug, glug, glug>

SV: 🤬

LH: <supresses chortle> "That's gold, Linda, but maybe save it for the after party. We're trying to project that we're sheepish right now".

 

[FerrariF1GT]

Hamilton: Where's the shoe?
Vettel: Ricciardo took it with him.

 

[Flex0r]

Lewis: Seb why don't you take some champain with those 5 seconds. Oh too late.

 

[desmodan]

Watch and learn boys . This is how you chug it in one go .

 

[Jimlaad43]

Voting for round seven is now open
https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/thre...7-canada-open-until-tuesday-25th-june.386445/

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Seven - Canada RESULT

Winning Entry

Famine:
Another giant bottle... and a Magnum of champagne.

Standings after Round Seven

Congratulations to @Famine, please send me a photo from the French Grand Prix​

 

[Famine]

Congratulations to @Famine, please send me a photo from the French Grand Prix

Best I can do right now:

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Eight - France

Entries by Monday 1st July - 1000 CEST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.
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[XJ40]

Just out of shot, Jackie Stewart shows what's really under a Scotsmans' kilt.

 

[desmodan]

But apparrantly it was cold . So everyone laughed .

 

[Jimlaad43]

Charles and George laugh on as Martin accidentally projects his Snapchat filter onto Sir Jackie's face.

 

[desmodan]

Sorry Jackie .

 

[Touring Mars]

I used to think Scotch Bonnets were hot.

 

[niky]

Charles, old chap, do we get to keep the caps after Sir Jackie leaves?

I do hope so, they're simply delightful.

Oh, I know. You look fabulous.

So do you.

Thank yoh.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Eight - France RESULT

Winning Entry

XJ40
Just out of shot, Jackie Stewart shows what's really under a Scotsmans' kilt.

Standings after Round Eight

Congratulations to @XJ40, please send me a photo from the Austrian Grand Prix

Can we all also try and tag or encourage people back to captioning. The small number of captions per round is getting boring...​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Nine - Austria

Entries by Wednesday 10th July - 1600 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.

@Touring Mars @niky @XJ40 @Woodybobs @Famine @Flex0r @Dotini @TenEightyOne @desmodan @Lizard @FerrariF1GT @JarreauPique @Dennisch @daan @MikeV27
Fell free to tag anyone else you may think could get involved​

 

[Yellowbeard]

Round Nine - Austria
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Entries by Wednesday 10th July - 1600 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.

@Touring Mars @niky @XJ40 @Woodybobs @Famine @Flex0r @Dotini @TenEightyOne @desmodan @Lizard @FerrariF1GT @JarreauPique @Dennisch @daan @MikeV27
Fell free to tag anyone else you may think could get involved​

Do these smell of bad decisions and failure to you ?