F1 Caption Game 2023 - SPAIN openFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

Lando: Stop it Carlos, do you want to get us both flogged?

 

[XJ40]

Carlos and Lando harmonise for their first single: "A Whole New World"

 

[MaxAttack]

The Ferrari-McLaren battle reaches a thrilling climax as Lando and Carlos circle one another in the paddock making lightsaber noises

 

[Sum1s2pid]

Lando: "Who cares about Carlos Sainz anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

 

[Famine]

Lando: "No, Max showed it to me. Horner really does have a picture of Michael Masi in a basque, thong, and suspenders."

 

[Redneckchef]

Sainz responds to the news they're picking him to finally go pick up Perez after his crash

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Lando: "What song do you think we could do a duet on for the end of season talent show? If you say Smooth Operator I'm leaving you"

Carlos: .....

 

[ro_har_]

Sainz "Zak's been doing what?!?!?"

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Carlos' attempt to woo Lando to join him at Ferrari was less than subtle.

 

[Touring Mars]

What did I do?!​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Oh god what picture do we select for Abu Dhabi.

Please can someone nominate a nice neutral photo of Kimi or Mazepin or Gasly or someone

 

[Blitz24]

Oh god what picture do we select for Abu Dhabi.

Please can someone nominate a nice neutral photo of Kimi or Mazepin or Gasly or someone

Michael Masi?

 

[Jimlaad43]

Michael Masi?

NOOOOOO

(Although find and nominate one)

 

[XJ40]

Oh god what picture do we select for Abu Dhabi.

Please can someone nominate a nice neutral photo of Kimi or Mazepin or Gasly or someone

Nah. Let's go full send and see if we can cause more controversy than the FIA.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Nah. Let's go full send and see if we can cause more controversy than the FIA.

You know the nomination conversation

 

[Famine]

Lando: "No, Max showed it to me. Horner really does have a picture of Michael Masi in a basque, thong, and suspenders."

That's now a depressing caption.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Twenty-Two - Abu Dhabi

(Picture chosen by @Liquid)
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[Blitz24]

Lewis: What better way to acknowledge my amazing teammate than to insist he is blind and that's why he will no longer be my teammate?

 

[ro_har_]

Toto has found a way to keep Bottas in the team

 

[Sum1s2pid]

Lewis: "Augh, ow... staples? Really, guys?!"

 

[MaxAttack]

Wow, these are amazing! You really managed to capture the complete lack of joy and hope in his eyes!

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Lewis: Thanks for adding a string to this guys!

 

[Touring Mars]

Some mask mandates are worse than others...

(Final entry)

 

[Redneckchef]

It smells like sour porridge in here!

 

[Jimlaad43]

(on the back)

Dear Lewis,
Thanks for morphing into this on the last lap.
Love From Max

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Wishing to avoid all the medias cameras and microphones after the race, Hamilton comes up with a ingenious scheme to become completely anonymous.

 

[XJ40]

"James, guess who?"

 

[Liquid]

"Hey everyone, look at me! I'm the unluckiest driver in Formula One!"

 

[Touring Mars]

Lewis Hamilton deserved to be world champion, says teammate Bottas

Valtteri Bottas, Lewis Hamilton’s Mercedes teammate, said: ‘It hurts that Lewis didn’t get the title,’ and Sebastian Vettel added: ‘I’m mostly sorry for Lewis’

www.theguardian.com

 

[Famine]

Mercedes hadn't banked on Lewis Hamilton's extreme professionalism and attention to detail when asking him to perform a Charade for "Silence of the Lambs"...