F1 Caption Game 2023 - SPAIN openFormula 1

[Peter.]

Throwing a party for each overtake shows how far Mercedes have fallen.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Four - Emilia-GranTurismia7

Alonso: There goes my Clean Race Bonus
Hamilton: 12,500 Cr. for a 90 minute race

 

[Famine]

This was not El Plan.

 

[ro_har_]

Looks like Alonso's car had some chipotle last night

 

[Pupik]

Tests of the proposed Bodywork Reduction System were a smashing success.

 

[pumaATTACK]

After destroying Alonso’s ride, Hamilton was too timid to perform anymore overtakes.

 

[Redneckchef]

In this photo taken in the wild you will notice how during competitions an aging world champion driver can resort to many methods of distraction in order to protect their position.

 

[Jimlaad43]

13 entries so far, a nice large number! Just make sure everyone remembers to vote next week.

 

[XJ40]

Al-Peel was not El Plan

Final entry

Edit: if it is too similar to another caption I'll alter it.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Edit: if it is too similar to another caption I'll alter it.

There are no issues with your caption 👍

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round FOUR Results - Emilia-Romagna
1: @Pupik - 10 votes (25 pts)
2: @Blitz24 - 6 votes (18 pts)
3=: @Jimlaad43, @Liquid - 4 votes (13 pts)
5=: @MaxAttack, @Touring Mars, @Redneckchef, @Peter., @pumaATTACK - 2 votes (6 pts)
10=: @Famine, @ro_har_ - 1 vote (1 pt)

Tests of the proposed Bodywork Reduction System were a smashing success.​

Standings

(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Liquid* - 47
2: Jimlaad43 - 42
3: Touring Mars - 37

4: Redneckchef* - 33
5: XJ40 - 31
6: Blitz24 - 28
7: Famine* - 27
8: MaxAttack - 27
9: Pupik* - 25
10: Peter. - 23
11: ro_har_ - 19
12: SVT Cobra GT - 14

Congratulations to @Pupik for making your first points of the season a victory!​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Five - Miami

Picture chosen by @Redneckchef

Entries by Monday 16th May 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full UPDATED rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round. With lots of entries now it's even more crucial that you don't miss out on voting.​

 

[Blitz24]

McLaren, looking for nimbleness, tries out a British export to be the team's fitness instructor.

 

[Liquid]

Miami Sh🤬te

Sorry to the mods. Had to get it in.

 

[Touring Mars]

James Corden attempts to start his own local sports franchise, the Miami Whales.

 

[Famine]

Daniel Ricciardo breathes a sigh of relief as, for once, he's not the biggest waste of space in the McLaren garage.

 

[rsh]

Practice for “Drive to Survive” the musical ongoing.

 

[Pupik]

Miami Sh🤬te

Sorry to the mods. Had to get it in. Will think of a real one later.

Come now...Miami Sch**ss was right there.

(This is not my caption.)

 

[Sum1s2pid]

All: "♫ I don't know when, I don't know how, but I know something's starting right now... Watch and you'll see... someday I'll be... part of your world! ♫"

 

[Redneckchef]

And if I help you guys win I get allowed back into the UK!

 

[XJ40]

McLaren staff assume the position for their rivals in the constructors battle.

 

[MaxAttack]

McLaren reveals its most desperate attempt yet to time travel back to the late 2000s - giving James Corden British air time.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Corden: "If you think I'm cringe, wait until DJ Khaled turns up"

 

[ro_har_]

"who is this new pr man that's been hired?"

 

[Peter.]

James Corden wanted to be a part of the team but has already met an obstacle he cannot overcome - the morning workout

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round FIVE Results - Miami
1: @rsh (no vote) - 9 votes (0 pts)
2=: @Famine, @XJ40 - 8 votes (16 pts)
4: @Peter. - 4 votes (12 pts)
5=: @Redneckchef, @ro_har_ - 2 votes (9 pts)
7: @Liquid, @Sum1s2pid, @MaxAttack - 1 vote (4 pts)

Practice for “Drive to Survive” the musical ongoing.​

Standings

(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Liquid* - 51
2: XJ40 - 47
3: Famine* - 43

4: Redneckchef* - 42
5: Jimlaad43 - 42
6: Touring Mars - 37
7: Peter. - 35
8: MaxAttack - 31
9=: Blitz24, ro_har_ - 28
11: Pupik* - 25
12: SVT Cobra GT - 14
13: rsh* - 0

@rsh scores their first victory, but because they didn't vote, I cannot give any points away. Please remember to vote for your favourite captions if you enter, it is mentioned at the bottom of every round entry.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Six - Spain

Entries by Monday 30th May 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full UPDATED rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round. With lots of entries now it's even more crucial that you don't miss out on voting. It has happened twice where the winner has received no points for not voting, please don't increase that tally ​

 

[Liquid]

"Yes, Crofty, I do know what I can do if I am a Sky Q or Sky Glass customer. Now sod off, I'm busy."

 

[Blitz24]

Perhaps if we make ourselves red, we can emulate Ferrari's performance this year. It's worth a shot!

 

[Sum1s2pid]

"GLH means great-looking hair. Just spray GLH on, and it instantly covers your bald spot, leaving you with great-looking hair!"