"Well, mate, the mirrors are about that small..."
Sir, I'm practicing my forced perspective photo-op at turn 8...
"Well obviously I can't show you, but it's pretty big, about this much away from the floor"
Interviewer: "What are your chances of winning a race this year?"
"I'd just started squeezing her norks then WHAP! Now I'm standing here with this fat lip."
"It got this much bigger since I moved to Renault"
"I take it we're still talking about Braking Distances, right?"
"We've been over this, Danny. Some fans are not tiny, they're just far away."
Max: ReNAulT wIlL bE A grEAt CarEeR MoVe
"Oh **** I left my helmet in Azerbaijan!"
"Head and shoulders, knees and toes!"
Max: A Renault outside of the top 10 after all the trouble you had with those engines. *MIND=BLOWN*
"Not one word, Max. Or you get the schuey in the glutey."
Verstappen can't believe he is about to be passed by Ricciardo
Stop moonwalking, Danny! Kvyat's right behind you!
"Oh Helmut I left my **** in Azerbaijan!"
After Helmut mentioned of his connections to the Mafia, Max decides against pursuing a contract termination due to an "Unsafe Release" clause.
"Not going to the naughty step, cant make me!"
"Helmut, that was awful timing by the crew."
"I know, Max."
"Next time, they should cook the pasta right before lunch, not first thing in the morning."
"I wouldn't stand there, Max. That bull looks ready to drop one."
Sorry famine . It was more of a response to Niky's post than a serious entry.