F1 Caption Game 2023 VOTING: JapanFormula 1

[Jimlaad43]

Last chance for votes

 

[Famine]

ADF - 1 each.

 

[Jimlaad43]

CAPTION OF THE YEAR VOTING
Please vote for your top captions of the year. You have 5 votes to hand out, with a maximum of three for a single caption. You may vote for your own captions if you won a round, but a maximum of two votes can go to captions you entered.

Bahrain
VER: "Your shoe seems a little more worn down than mine."
ALO: "Yeah, that's because I also brake when someone's alongside me, so we can both get through the corners."​

Saudi Arabia
Only two races in, and Ferrari are back to the drawing board already.​

Australia 1
Tsunoda's request to be top banana didn't go according to plan.​

Australia 2
Yuki Tsunoda is disappointed with his split times.​

Azerbaijan
Kevin boosts the team coffers by taking the younger kids' lunch money.​

Miami 1
Plan P​

Miami 2
Here in Miami we visit the Stewards working in their Office​

Miami 3
Doodie reduction system enabled​

Monaco
Lewis Hamilton grabs pole at Monaco​

Spain 1
De Vries discovers what Ferrari means when they say "Box Box"​

Spain 2
For one lucky fan, this moment will take some topping​

Canada
So you always hear this strange beeping whenever you're talking too?​

Austria
The Vatican has the Popemobile, team Alpine has the Nohopemobile.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

CAPTION OF THE YEAR VOTING

United Kingdom
"So, you're playing an old guy who's come back to the sport to act as a mentor to a crap younger driver? Shouldn't your overalls be green?"​

Hungary 1
Norris facing penalty after Urn 1 incident at Hungaroring​

Hungary 2
"We were asked to create a trophy inspired by Christian Horner's ego..."​

Belgium
Logan finds out that a Sargeant does not outrank a Marshal.​

Netherlands
DRS - Daniel Ricciardo Substitute​

Italy
"And now we're going over to Dr. Helmut Marko for a half-hour open-mic session..."​

Singapore
Carlos Sainz gets worried as he spots a Ferrari strategist next to his car.​

Japan
Piastri: "You know when you said we'd be doing a tribute to Jordan this isn't what I had in mind..."​

Qatar 1
Qatar hosts an egregious example of sportswashing as Checo tapes 20 Ariel liquitabs to his overalls​

Qatar 2
"Look I'm better than Max OK? He has a Six Pack, but I have a Twenty Pack!"​

United States
Lewis is not impressed at the size of the next iPhone​

 

[Jimlaad43]

CAPTION OF THE YEAR VOTING

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Mexico City
Bottas and Zhou joke while being asked to predict the start if the race​

Sao Paulo
A leak at Red Bull suggests Alonso is in the running​

Las Vegas
Ricciardo warms up for the Vegas Grand Prix with some Blue Suede Shoey​

Abu Dhabi 1
It's the end of the season. Haasta la vista, baby.​

Abu Dhabi 2
The back end of Haas' season has gone a bit flat​

Abu Dhabi 3
Alright stupid car, YOU steer and I'll make us go.
starts pushing​

 

[Liquid]

Belgium 2
Sao Paolo 2
Monaco 1

 

[MagpieRacer]

Australia 2 - 2
Monaco - 2
Singapore - 1

 

[Jimlaad43]

Bahrain - 1
Canada - 1
Qatar 1 - 1
Sao Paulo - 1
Las Vegas - 1

 

[XJ40]

Bahrain - 1
Australia2 - 1
Canada - 1
Singapore - 1
Las Vegas - 1

 

[ro_har_]

Australia 1 - 1 vote
Australia 2 - 1 vote
Spain 2 - 1 vote
Mexico City - 1 vote
Abu Dhabi 3 - 1 vote

 

[Jimlaad43]

@Famine @Touring Mars @Redneckchef @Flex0r @Giz WCR-666 @Blitz24 @Pupik @desmodan @Mike-ZENKAI
Last day to vote

 

[Touring Mars]

Austria - 1
Belgium - 1
Las Vegas - 1
Italy - 1
Miami 3 - 1

 

[Redneckchef]

Canada, Azerbaijan, Singapore, Netherlands, Bahrain.
1 each

 

[Flex0r]

Australia 2 - 1
Monaco - 1
Hungary 1 - 1
Singapore - 1
Abu Dhabi 2 - 1

 

[Famine]

@Famine @Touring Mars @Redneckchef @Flex0r @Giz WCR-666 @Blitz24 @Pupik @desmodan @Mike-ZENKAI
Last day to vote

Crivens.

Saudi Arabia - 1
Monaco - 1
United Kingdom - 1
Italy - 1
Singapore - 1

I have no recollection of which ones were mine, but I'm pretty sure that three of them definitely aren't... I hope.

 

[Jimlaad43]

CAPTION OF THE YEAR VOTING
We have a three-way tie after the first round of voting. Please give your ONE vote for which of these three is your favourite.

Australia 2
Yuki Tsunoda is disappointed with his split times.​

Monaco
Lewis Hamilton grabs pole at Monaco​

Singapore
Carlos Sainz gets worried as he spots a Ferrari strategist next to his car.​

 

[Famine]

Singapore

 

[Liquid]

Australia 2

 

[ro_har_]

Singapore

 

[Pupik]

Alan Jones-land

 

[Redneckchef]

Singapore

 

[Jimlaad43]

Monaco

 

[Flex0r]

Australia 2

 

[XJ40]

Monaco

 

[Jimlaad43]

Well I have tallied up the scores, and we have a two-way tie. As I didn't vote for either of those two, I'll pull rank and reallocate my vote to choose the caption of the year! See the other thread for the result!

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round 1 - Bahrain

Please see the rules before casting your vote
You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
Please read all entries before voting and don't vote for your own submission
Good luck! ​

A:
Zhou hoping no one edits random things onto his arms​

B:
Enquiries are ongoing after Yuki had his booster seat go missing in broad daylight.​

C:
Zhou's 2024 seat up for grabs​

D:
"No, we really do need it. They don't call him Buttas for nothing."​

E:
It appears that Zhou's seat is at Stake!​

F:
Zhou's meeting with the team's chairman didn't go quite as planned.​

G:
And the ''mystery' behind Lewis's broken seat is finally solved.​

H:
Hot take: Zhou makes Stake ache after flake mistake, breaking his drake.​

 

[Liquid]

E2
F1

 

[ro_har_]

BCF - 1 each

 

[Pupik]

C -1
E - 2

 

[Flex0r]

B - 1
F - 1
G - 1