Lewis demanded the bottle be tasted first in case Vettel peed in it.
Is this how you drink Champagne?
No No No No No, Not like this.
Both: Hey lady, that's my champagne!
As a consolation prize, Mercedes plays Vettel the sad trombone.
Another giant bottle... and a Magnum of champagne.
"This is my impression of Seb doing his pre-race ritual!". <Glug, glug, glug>
LH: <supresses chortle> "That's gold, Linda, but maybe save it for the after party. We're trying to project that we're sheepish right now".
Hamilton: Where's the shoe?
Vettel: Ricciardo took it with him.
Lewis: Seb why don't you take some champain with those 5 seconds. Oh too late.
Watch and learn boys . This is how you chug it in one go .
Just out of shot, Jackie Stewart shows what's really under a Scotsmans' kilt.
But apparrantly it was cold . So everyone laughed .
Charles and George laugh on as Martin accidentally projects his Snapchat filter onto Sir Jackie's face.
I used to think Scotch Bonnets were hot.
Charles, old chap, do we get to keep the caps after Sir Jackie leaves?
I do hope so, they're simply delightful.
Oh, I know. You look fabulous.
So do you.
Do these smell of bad decisions and failure to you ?
Left: We've now been beaten by a Honda. What next?
Right: I've just checked Matteo's Amazon purchase history, and there's an alarming amount of Horse heads on their way to Maranello
"Just a second mate, you have a bat in the cave"
You're right, it does smell more like canola than extra virgin..
See . I told you the stewards would bottle it . Now where's my 5 euros ?
"We should do better, does this smell like a victory to you?"
"Smells more pizza, to be honest"
My wife likes it when I tickle her moustache like this
"What's on your hand; it smells like death."
"That's not my hand!"