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Welcome to Moanza
Reporter: So what will your reaction be if your drivers crash into each other?
Stella: They will get a telling off
Isola: Wha...I don't have a team?
Vasseur: Unholsters Gun
Horner: Laughing You expect Sergio to be close enough to hit Max?
Team bosses react to the news that Max Verstappen is, in fact, not leading the GP.
"Question from the audience, the man with the oversized moustache."
(thick Austrian accent): Do you agree zat ven Loo-iss iz not on sgreen, all ze commentators shud be asging "Ver iz Loo-iss?"
Sad faces all round as Guenther was too busy for the coffee morning.
Their reactions to Toto winning "the bet"
Reporter: uh, whats that weird smell guys..?
Stella: whoever smelt it dealt it mate
Isola, Horner: we're lookin at you..
In order to secure the next F1 contract, Mario Isola has agreed to form a ragtag band of grumpy old men.
Gentlemen, thank you for attending our interview at AMON Z, also known as Chris' Revenge.
"And now we're going over to Dr. Helmut Marko for a half-hour open-mic session..."
What do you mean box now to let Charles through? Race is over!
Carlos, immediately after his win, dons a mask to avoid catching any new case of Ferrari-itis.
C: Okay, so the plan is to remove one spark plug from each engine?
C: And nobody will notice the disguise?
F: You'll fit right in, it's Red bull...
Carlos Sainz is one blue visor away from completing his Halloween costume - an Amogus!
The engineer asks Spiderman if he has seen Carlos.
Engineer: Wait a minute... if you were in the cupboard, who's in the car??
“what..? but Vasseur said once i get a win i no longer have to masquerade as the Red Ranger at parties to pay for this seat”
Engineer: We're going with plan E, do you understand, question?
Carlos: What, I thought we were going with plan G, bringing cookies to Grandma, I've even put on my red riding hood.
Engineer: sigh Oh for god's sake
Carlos Sainz gets worried as he spots a Ferrari strategist next to his car.
"Look, there's nothing I can do Carlos; Max Mosley decided the dress code for the first Singapore after-party, and it's just traditional now."
George did what?