F1 Caption Game 2024 - Bahrain Grand Prix OPENFormula 1 

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"So you see, they have this secret medicinal mud and powdered goat horn that they... well... look, just feel how baby soft these hands are..."
 
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"They wouldn't let me drive my dad's Lotus until they'd put a bloody wood block under the pedal!"
 
"How was she?"
"Mid-50s, red top, slimmer than usual and a tight squeeze to get into"
"And the car...?"
 
Who's the chap on the left? I feel like I recognise him, but I can't place him. Anyway:

"So I'm on the inside, right, and Schumacher's to my left..."
 
"Seriously, he's only about this tall. During every conversation I had with Eddie, I was singing the lucky charms jingle in my head. I couldn't stop myself if I tried."
 
Round Three - China RESULT
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Winning Entry

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Jimlaad43:
"How was she?"
"Mid-50s, red top, slimmer than usual and a tight squeeze to get into"
"And the car...?"
Standings after Round Three
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Round Four - Azerbaijan
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"I'd just started squeezing her norks then WHAP! Now I'm standing here with this fat lip."
 
"It got this much bigger since I moved to Renault"
"I take it we're still talking about Braking Distances, right?"
"errrr....Yeah"
 
Round Four - Azerbaijan RESULT
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Winning Entry
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Touring Mars:
Interviewer: "What are your chances of winning a race this year?"
Standings after Round Four
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@Touring Mars, please send me an image from the Spanish Grand Prix, or nominate someone else to choose one.​
 
Round Five - Spain
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Max: A Renault outside of the top 10 after all the trouble you had with those engines. *MIND=BLOWN*
 
Round Five - Spain RESULT

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Winning Entry

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niky:
"Not one word, Max. Or you get the schuey in the glutey."
Standings after Round Five
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Congratulations to @niky for your first win of the season. Please PM me a photo from the Monaco weekend​
 
Round Six - Monaco
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