A:
Carlos and Alex struggle to name all the other team bosses after being told "no Vowels"
B:
Signing Yuki's leaving card
C:
F1 Drivers competitiveness shines through, as they don't even like losing at signing merch!
D:
Albon: whats this contract clause..?? "first podium this year makes you our No.1 driver"
...huh?
E:
"Dear FIA, please find enclosed a cheque to pay off the swear jar for the year"
A:
Ben Sulayem: "do not break the trophy"
Max: "yeah we know who is likely to do that"
Lando: "yes I wonder"
B:
The three wise monkeys
See No Evil
Speak No Evil
Evil
See No Evil
Hear No Evil
C:
Oscar: "oh jeez...Lando, don't look!! Max is gearing up to do the Helicopter...again."
D:
Max and Oscar try to refrain from giggling as Lando lets slip a cheeky fart
E:
Lando looks awkward as the announcer says its time to resolve the 3 men, 1 cup battle.
F:
To finish first, first you need to finish third.
AUSTRALIA
Max starts the Red Bull No2 seat versus a lettuce timer
CHINA
"Oh wait! When I told him we need to shave off another tenth, I meant of a second not a kilo."
JAPAN 1
Doohan asking Doohan how he's doing.
JAPAN 2
"And here we have the Helmut Marko Driving Development Centre of Excellence"
BAHRAIN 1
Russell is a huge hit at the post-GP karaoke session with his renditions of Africa and Hungry Like The Wolff.
BAHRAIN 2
"Toughest challenge I've faced? Getting Toto, a goat, and a cabbage across a river"
SAUDI ARABIA
The Stakes have never been higher. The loser has to drive a Sauber
MIAMI
Lando Brick checks Leclerc.
EMILIA-ROMAGNA
What a beauty! I shall name you 'Pasta Maldonado'
MONACO
Alonso receives three-place grid penalty for holding up Bearman
SPAIN
Hadjar found the "Kick Me" sign on his back
CANADA
Red Bull once again showing their penchant for recycling drivers.
AUSTRIA 1
Lando feels his title aspirations slipping away as Emperor Palpatine drains his life force.
AUSTRIA 2
As the medal has been placed, Bernie screws Lando's head back on.
UNITED KINGDOM
"I am the President of the FIA. So Rock beats Paper"
BELGIUM
"Wow, these 3D glasses are amazing, I can actually feel Colapinto in the room"
HUNGARY
Adrian Newey's first upgrade package at Aston Martin was quickly banned by the FIA for being a Funfair Advantage.
NETHERLANDS
"Well Zac, Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. So we will try Hadjar in the Red Bull"
ITALY 1
After a 5 second penalty for Ollie, Bortoleto receives Bearman's point.
ITALY 2
Oliver "There's someone behind you"
Gabriel "I'm not falling for that one?
AZERBAIJAN
"yeah, it was a paw race from me today, I was chasing my own tail at times"
SINGAPORE
"Unexpected item in bagging area"
UNITED STATES
"Watch out Esteban, I think we're being followed by Darth Vänkar"
MEXICO CITY
Everyone manages to keep a straight face as they wait for Max to find out there is no ball in his mouse.
SAO PAULO
…there’s more talent, personality & charisma in this cardboard cutout than the real thing, no Daddy issues either.
LAS VEGAS
Isack Hadjar completely botches the Macarena
QATAR
Carlos and Alex struggle to name all the other team bosses after being told "no Vowels"
ABU DHABI
Max and Oscar try to refrain from giggling as Lando lets slip a cheeky fart