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A:
"quick, take a photo...Kimi is going pee pee in the bushes"
B:
"it puts the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the hose again"
C:
"Oi mate, chuck us a bog roll"
D:
George hiding in the Mercedes motorhome between Qualy and the Race
E:
You can almost see the Aston Martins on the grid from here!
F:
George's career reaches new heights
G:
George: Welcome minions to this GPDA meeting.
First point, when I report drops on my visor, you all need to confirm that it's raining.
A:
MBS has spotted some unruffled hair
B:
with Max unable to get it done on track, MBS takes things into his own hands...
C:
5 place grid penalty incoming for Kimi as MBS spots his hand outside of the vehicle whilst in motion
D:
MBS iRating drop in 3, 2, 1.....
E:
F1's cost cutting measures mean that teams will be forced to return to non-Lego cars next season.
F:
Kimi: "This car had the aerodynamics of a brick. Look, even a failed, washed up racing driver can keep up with me!"
G:
Kimi tries to wave the backmarker through, so the FIA get the result it wants.
A:
Carlos in shock after encountering both "the ghost of Williams past" and "the ghost of Ferrari present" in the paddock
B:
Carlos: "cos im a smooth operator.. smoooooth operator"
Franco: 'that WAS smooth Carlos... call me..?'
C:
Oh no not this combo again
D:
Carlos: I'm 100% committed to Williams
Franco: Venus or Serena?
E:
Argentina V Spain: round 1 complete
F:
AFTER REVIEW. NUMBER 55, WILLIAMS, COVER HIS MOUTH. DECISION IS...5 SECOND PENALTY
G:
Franco:
(Turn around, bright eyes)
Every now and then
I fall apart
Turn around, bright eyes
Every now and then
I fall apart
Carlos thinking: Don't turn around, don't turn around.
Franco singing louder:
And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you only hold me tight
We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
'Cause we'll never be wrong
Carlos walking even faster.