A:
We've implanted this bug into a few of the cars on the grid.
B:
Laurent: So, we are thinking of giving you, our star driver, a less capable teammate, sort of copying the Benetton philosophy of '94.....
C:
"...and when i first sat down at Christian's old desk there was a turd THIS big in the top drawer"
D:
I swear these 'Spot The Ball' competitions are getting easier...
E:
...so if you really want the Championship this year, you need to drive with balls about this big.
A:
Esteban about to test the Great Cornholios' claim that he has no bunghole
B:
As his career draws to a close, Esteban hopes this isn't his last Point in F1
C:
Ocon: I guess Oliver doesn't know there's a CCTV camera in there!
D:
No Esteban that is not your 2027 seat over there.
E:
Esteban: Hey pull my finger?
Engineer: Oh for Pete's sake not again!
F:
'what will i do after F1?'
"you could always go back to University?"
"there..? in France..?!?'
A:
Ah yes, the quickest way to miss multiple more races.
B:
Mirror, signal, maneuver.
Without the mirror or signal
C:
Isack: look at the ass on that machine!
Everyone else: we are..
D:
As track limits bite, Isack comes up with an original solution to the problem of having four wheels over the white line.
E:
Isack Hadjar ducks after he heard Toto Wolff approaching shouting: "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle"
F:
Dani: Isack, please stop moving while we install the training wheels.