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- St. Cloud, Florida
- aracefan
A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the
size of their families. "I have four boys and my wife is expecting
another. One more son and I'll have a basketball team!" said the
Catholic.
"That's nothing," said the Baptist. "I have ten boys now, and my
wife is pregnant with another child. One more son and I'll have a
football team!"
"You both should be ashamed of yourselves!" said the
Mormon. "I have seventeen wives. One more and I'll have a golf
course!"

size of their families. "I have four boys and my wife is expecting
another. One more son and I'll have a basketball team!" said the
Catholic.
"That's nothing," said the Baptist. "I have ten boys now, and my
wife is pregnant with another child. One more son and I'll have a
football team!"
"You both should be ashamed of yourselves!" said the
Mormon. "I have seventeen wives. One more and I'll have a golf
course!"