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Yes, it belongs in the Movies forum, and yes it'll be moved there, but I hope it'll spend a few hours in here first as with my Matrix: Revolutions review a few weeks back.
Kill Bill. What a crock of ****.
Firstly - it's billed as the "Fourth Film from Quentin Taratino". http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000233/ - but we'll ignore that for now, as he directed only a segment of The Four Rooms, and. My Best Friend's Birthday doesn't appear to be feature length.
Next up comes the violence. Can Tarantino make ANY film which doesn't have some form of extreme violence in it? The tongue scene echoes the ear scene from Reservoir Dogs just TOO much for me. It all just verges on senseless violence and leaves me just frankly not caring what happens to anyone in the film at all.
Third is the timeline - yes, Tarantino can't stick to linear story-telling! What a shock. It almost never comes off well - the exception is Memento and that is kind of linear but backwards. Sort of. I don't give a rat's ass about O-Ren Ishii, because of what I've seen at the very beginning of the film. I don't care about the fight with the Crazy 88, because "The Bride" hasn't done yet what we already know she's going to do (err... going to have will be having done?). In fact I don't care full stop.
Oh yes, and "The Bride". What the hell is the deal with bleeping out her name? I don't particularly care anyway, but if you have to build in gimmicks like this to your films, it suggests your film isn't interesting enough in the first place.
I'm not a big fan of Anime/Manga, which probably puts me in the wrong position to enjoy this film. I fear Tarantino has discovered Urotsukidoji and suddenly become a Japanese-fanboy like our pink-writing twelfth-wit member here. Although I can actually speak/read/write Japanese I'm not an all-Japanesey-thing-loving gimp. The Anime style blood gushing - especially Mr. Tanaka and Sofie - just left me slack-jawed and frankly bored rigid. Utter toss.
Overall review: Too much concentration on silly fight scenes, too much Anime influence, too much gimmickry, Uma Thurman has hideous feet. Crock of ****.
I liked Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs, as an addendum. But I don't fete either as great films. Just watchable.
Kill Bill. What a crock of ****.
Firstly - it's billed as the "Fourth Film from Quentin Taratino". http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000233/ - but we'll ignore that for now, as he directed only a segment of The Four Rooms, and. My Best Friend's Birthday doesn't appear to be feature length.
Next up comes the violence. Can Tarantino make ANY film which doesn't have some form of extreme violence in it? The tongue scene echoes the ear scene from Reservoir Dogs just TOO much for me. It all just verges on senseless violence and leaves me just frankly not caring what happens to anyone in the film at all.
Third is the timeline - yes, Tarantino can't stick to linear story-telling! What a shock. It almost never comes off well - the exception is Memento and that is kind of linear but backwards. Sort of. I don't give a rat's ass about O-Ren Ishii, because of what I've seen at the very beginning of the film. I don't care about the fight with the Crazy 88, because "The Bride" hasn't done yet what we already know she's going to do (err... going to have will be having done?). In fact I don't care full stop.
Oh yes, and "The Bride". What the hell is the deal with bleeping out her name? I don't particularly care anyway, but if you have to build in gimmicks like this to your films, it suggests your film isn't interesting enough in the first place.
I'm not a big fan of Anime/Manga, which probably puts me in the wrong position to enjoy this film. I fear Tarantino has discovered Urotsukidoji and suddenly become a Japanese-fanboy like our pink-writing twelfth-wit member here. Although I can actually speak/read/write Japanese I'm not an all-Japanesey-thing-loving gimp. The Anime style blood gushing - especially Mr. Tanaka and Sofie - just left me slack-jawed and frankly bored rigid. Utter toss.
Overall review: Too much concentration on silly fight scenes, too much Anime influence, too much gimmickry, Uma Thurman has hideous feet. Crock of ****.
I liked Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs, as an addendum. But I don't fete either as great films. Just watchable.