Fastest Way????

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thats probably the most healthiest way, i gave him the FASTEST way... liposuction;they just stick a hose in your fat a$$ and suck out all the junk... definatly the quickest
 
True - but I would have thought anyone who saw 'Fight Club' would steering away from that now.
 
lol... im just kidding, DONT get liposuction... its not good for you...
start working out and eating right you pudgy bastard.. thats the best way
 
Okay, now that Rumple and I have had our fun, the best thing you can do is get a heart rate monitor. Determine your resting heart rate (best done first thing in the morning when you just get up out of bed). You then need to determine the appropriate heart rates to exercise at to burn fat and therefore lose weight.

You see, it's not about weight loss, it's about the type of weight loss - you want to lose fat, not muscle.

The best one I've found for good results (and the one I use) is here: http://www.brianmac.demon.co.uk/hrm1.htm

Good luck!
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
sew up your stomache and your asshole

Reminds me of the old dreadful joke about the wild cat that had no anus - which is why it was so wild.
 
Originally posted by vat_man


Reminds me of the old dreadful joke about the wild cat that had no anus - which is why it was so wild.

Watch the language! :D
 
Fair point.

Sorry about that - rather than 'dreadful', I should have said 'bad'.
 
:lol:

Maybe instead of 'anus,' you should've said 'ass.' :p
 
So it would have 'cat with no hole in its donkey'? I'll admit the joke's no classic, but that does hurt it a bit.
 
:lol:

Maybe the cat should go out and get a guernsey. :D
 
Now now, vat_man... we've got children here you know! ;)

Here's a helpful article. ;)
 
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