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Okay I did a search and didn't see this already posted.

What is your favorite quote? Is it from a movie? a writer? a homeless guy?

I know the profiles have this but many members leave it blank and many more have more than one favorite so let's hear them.

My first one:

"I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what is it seems wierd and scary to me. It'll happen to you." - Abraham Simpson
 
AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every mother****er in the room. Accept no substitutes. Sam L. Jackson, Jackie Brown
 
you're not a big shot, you're not even a medium shot, you're an asshole. a creepy jailbird with nothing to tell people, and no way of helping people.
 
Originally posted by mayorbill11
you're not a big shot, you're not even a medium shot, you're an asshole. a creepy jailbird with nothing to tell people, and no way of helping people.
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Who said that?
 
"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be distroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh!" ~Magus, Chrono Trigger
 
"If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off."
 
A fav.

Beware lest in your anxiety to avoid war you obtain a master.
Demosthenes (384 BC - 322 BC)
 
Originally posted by Talentless
My source for quotes http://www.quotationspage.com
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Damn you! I was about to post that. :p

Anyway, that site's an excellent source for quotes... been using it for over a year now, and wish that I had discovered it even earlier. :)

A few quotes: (Apologies in advance if any of them match the ones I posted in that thread)

For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don't want to learn--much.
W. C. Sellar and R. J. Yeatman

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
David Letterman

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car. (One of my personal favorites :D)
Evan Davis

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Woody Allen (1935 - )

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Unknown

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
Victor Hugo

This isn't right. This isn't even wrong.
Wolfgang Pauli, on a paper submitted by a physicist colleague

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Woody Allen (1935 - )

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Jeff Marder

A man wiht a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
Segal's Law

My favorite animal is steak.
Fran Lebowitz

Television- a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done.

Skiiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Dave Barry

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
An English Professor, Ohio University

I am at two with nature.
Woody Allen (1935 - )
 
BARF: I'm a mawg: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!


BARF: Look, your heinous it's not that we're afraid, far from it, it's just that we got this thing about death, it's not us.


BARF: Oooh, that's gonna leave a mark.
(after trying to get up without unbuckling his seatbelt)


PRINCESS VESPA: I am Princess Vespa, daughter of Roland, King of the Druids!
LONE STARR: Oh great. That's all we needed. A Druish princess.
BARF: Funny, she doesn't look Druish.


BARF: I'll have the cleavage .. eh the special.


DARK HELMET: WHAT?? You went over my HELMET?


RADAR TECH: I'm having trouble with the radar sir.
DARK HELMET: What's wrong with it?
RADAR TECH: I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.
DARK HELMET: The what?
RADAR TECH: The what?
DARK HELMET: And the what?
RADAR TECH: You know, the bleeps (makes bleep noise), the sweeps (sweep noise) and the creeps (creep noise).
DARK HELMET: That's not all he's lost! 154 K .wav


COL. SANDURZ: He's an Asshole, sir.
DARK HELMET: I know that. What's his name?
COL. SANDURZ: That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.
DARK HELMET: And his cousin?
COL. SANDURZ: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunners mate first class Philip Asshole.
DARK HELMET: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
ALL CREW: Yo!!
DARK HELMET: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes!


COL. SANDURZ: Prepare the ship for light speed.
DARK HELMET: No. No. No. Light speed is too slow. .... We're going to have to go right to .. LUDICROUS speed.


DARK HELMET: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN???


COL. SANDURZ: Sir, you better buckle up!
DARK HELMET: Ah, buckle this!


DARK HELMET: What have I done??? My brains are going into my feet!!


DARK HELMET: Yogurt!! Yogurt!! I hate yogurt .. even with strawberries!


(playing with his dolls)
DARK HELMET: So Princess Vespa, at last I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you. The way I want to. ....
(In female voice) No, no, please leave me alone. ... I hate you! I hate you! Leave me alone. Yet, I find you strangely attractive.
(D.H. voice) Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have BOTH, and you KNOW it!
(female voice) No, no, leave me alone!
(DH voice) No, kiss me!
(female voice) No!
(DH voice) Yes, yes!
(female voice) Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is SO big!


DARK HELMET: (Dr.) Slotkin ... We're done with you. Go back to the golf course and work on your puts.


DARK HELMET: Ooh, I bet she gives GREAT helmet.


DARK HELMET: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
LONE STARR: What?
DARK HELMET: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
LONE STARR: What's that make us?
DARK HELMET: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.


DARK HELMET: If there's one thing I despise, it is a fair fight.


(Lone Starr and Helmet holding their light sabres at crotch level)
DARK HELMET: You have the ring and I see that your schwarz is as BIG as mine. Now let's see how well you HANDLE it.


DARK HELMET: ****!! I hate it when I get my schwarz TWISTED! 59 K .wav


DARK HELMET: So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. 86 K .wav


DARK HELMET: Say good-bye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the winnebago.


DARK HELMET: Out of order? ****! Even in the future, nothing works!

LONE STARR: Uh oh. Here comes the Bad Year Blimp!


LONE STARR: Buckle up back there. We're going into ... HYPERACTIVE.


LONE STARR: On this ship you're to refer to me as 'idiot,' not 'you captain'!

PRINCESS VESPA: I am Princess Vespa, daughter of Roland, King of the Druids!
LONE STARR: Oh great. That's all we needed. A DRUISH Princess.


BARF: I know we need the money, but...
LONE STARR: Listen! We're not just doing this for money... We're doing it for a **** LOAD of money!


(the dinks rescuing Lone Starr)
LONE STARR: Agh. Thank you.
DINKS D-D-Dink dink.
LONE STARR: Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?


LONE STARR: So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time, for the last time.


GUARD What the hell are you doing?
LONE STARR: The Vulcan neck pinch?
GUARD No, no, no, stupid, you've got it much too high. It's down here where the shoulder meets the neck.
LONE STARR: Like this?
GUARD Yeah!
(Guard falls to the ground)
LONE STARR: Thanks!


PRESIDENT SKROOB: All right, I'll take a shot at it (beaming). What the hell it works on Star Trek.


(after being beamed and having his head turned backwards)
PRESIDENT SKROOB: Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?


DARK HELMET: So the combination is 1,2,3,4,5 ... That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage.
PRESIDENT SKROOB: .... 1,2,3,4,5. That's amazing I've got the same combination on my luggage.


PRESIDENT SKROOB: Sandurz, Sandurz! You got to help me! I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions! I'm a president!


Yogurt:


VESPA: Yogurt the Wise!
DOT MATRIX: Yogurt the All-Powerful!
BARF: Yogurt the Magnificent!
YOGURT: Please, please, don't make a fuss. I'm just plain yogurt.


YOGURT: Never underestimate the power of the Schwarz.


YOGURT: May the Schwarz be with you.


YOGURT: Merchandising. Where the real money from the movie is made.


YOGURT: Spaceballs ... the Flamethrower! The kids love this one!


LONE STARR: I wonder, will we ever see each other again?
YOGURT: Who knows? God willing, will meet again in Spaceballs 2, The Search For More Money.

APE 1: Dear me, what are those things coming out of her nose?
APE 2 Spaceballs??
APE 1: Oh ****! There goes the planet.


Colonel Sandurz:
(viewing the Spaceballs video)
DARK HELMET: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
COL. SANDERS: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
DARK HELMET: What happened to then?
COL. SANDERS: We passed then.
DARK HELMET: When?
COL. SANDERS: Just now. We're at now, now.
DARK HELMET: Go back to then.
COL. SANDERS: When?
DARK HELMET: Now!
COL. SANDERS: Now?
DARK HELMET: Now!
COL. SANDERS: I can't.
DARK HELMET: Why?
COL. SANDERS: We missed it.
DARK HELMET: When?
COL. SANDERS: Just now.
DARK HELMET: When will then be now?
COL. SANDERS: Soon.

COL. SANDERS: No sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.


COL. SANDERS: It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!


Commander Zircon:
COMMANDER ZIRCON: Shall I have Snotty beam you down, sir?
PRESIDENT SKROOB: I don't know about that beaming stuff. Is it safe?
COMMANDER ZIRCON: Oh yes. Snotty beamed me twice last night. (seductively) It was WONDERFUL.


Dot Matrix:
PRINCES VESPA: Who are you?
BARF: BARF.
DOT MATRIX: Not in here mister! This is a Mercedes!


LONE STARR: What the hell was that noise?
DOT MATRIX: That was my virgin-alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do! 75 K .wav


News Anchor:
NEWS ANCHOR: On a sadder note, Pizza the Hut, famed half-man, half-pizza was found dead earlier today in the back of his stretched limo. Evidently the notorious gangster became locked in his car and ATE himself to DEATH.


Pizza the Hut:
PIZZA THE HUT: Well if it isn't Lone Starr and his sidekick, Puke.


Princess Vespa:
(being shot at by Spaceballs)
VESPA: Hey, I don't have to put up with this .. I'm rich!


(trekking through the desert)
LONE STARR: Water... water...
BARF:: Water... water...
DOT MATRIX: Oil... oil...
VESPA: Room service... room service...


VESPA: I ain't shooting this thing, I hate guns. ... My hair, he shot my hair. Son of a *****! (blows all the Spaceballs away).


Spaceballs1 Computer:
COMPUTER: Thank you, for pressing the self destruct button. This ship will self destruct in three minutes.


COMPUTER: This ship will self destruct in twenty seconds. This is your last chance to push the cancellation button.


Vinnie:
LONE STARR: A million? That's unfair.
PIZZA THE HUT: Unfair to the payor but not to the payee. But you're gonna pay it, or else!
BARF: Or else what?
PIZZA THE HUT: Tell him, Vinnie.
VINNIE: Or else Pizza is gonna send out for YOU!
 
Originally posted by milefile


Oh wait. I get it. You have no idea, do you? It's okay. Idiocy is, in many cases, inherited. Blame your daddy. :lol:
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do the same, it's obvious you've never heard of sarcasm before.
 
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.
Orbiting this at a distance of roughly nintey-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

This planet has-or rather had-a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concrened with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.

And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small cafe in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.
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Not really a quote but I like it anyway.

Its the start of the Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Although there are some other good quotes from all those books.
 
Originally posted by PunkRock


do the same, it's obvious you've never heard of sarcasm before.
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Who's never heard of sarcasm? The basis of sarcasm is irony. I fail to see the irony in "your mom." "Your mom" is just, well, idiotic.
 
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.
Orbiting this at a distance of roughly nintey-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

This planet has-or rather had-a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concrened with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.

And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small cafe in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.
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Is that from the Hitchhikers Guide?
 
Originally posted by space


henceforth the rest of his post stating it was the opening to "hitchhikers...."


:p
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Oh yeah... woops. Should've read beyond the quote.

That is one of the funniest books ever. :lol:

There's another great on from that book, when the Depressed Robot is giving the ribbon-cutting speech for the bridge that "spans the miles majestically" on the planet where the mattresses live...

(paraphrased)

I'd like to say its's an honor to be here today, but my programming won't allow me to lie. I hate and despise you all.

And then the bridge sinks into the swamp. Too funny.
 
Originally posted by milefile

That is one of the funniest books ever. :lol:
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Yes, that is a fantastic book. The one I like from it goes:

Well, I mean, yes idealism, yes the dignity of pure research, yes the pursuit of truth in all its forms, but there comes a point I'm afraid where you begin to suspect that if there's any real truth it's that the entire multi-dimensional infinity of the Universe is almost certainly being run by a bunch of maniacs. And if it comes to a choice between spending another ten million years finding that out, and on the other hand just taking the money and running, then I for one could do with the exercise.
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"Hey klostrobhopic , maybe you need to shut down some of your neurones.. hell why dont you shut them all...." - tercel_driver

"Way to go ignorant" - tercel_driver

"Klostrophobic...gay." - ACemona22

"Klostrophobic is the new ignorant ****head, BOOOOOO!!!!!!! :yuck: :yuck:" - DeliveratorTitan

I guess I have my fans.
 
Originally posted by space
BARF: I'm a mawg: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

COL. SANDURZ: He's an Asshole, sir.
DARK HELMET: I know that. What's his name?
COL. SANDURZ: That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.
DARK HELMET: And his cousin?
COL. SANDURZ: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunners mate first class Philip Asshole.
DARK HELMET: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
ALL CREW: Yo!!
DARK HELMET: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes!
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Spaceballs rules. :D Those are my favorites.
 
Originally posted by mayorbill11
you're not a big shot, you're not even a medium shot, you're an asshole. a creepy jailbird with nothing to tell people, and no way of helping people.
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Originally posted by milefile


Who said that?
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Maurice Chavez :D

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