Favourite Quotes

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" Who are all these People?" Jay from the Critic
"Who is the sorry Communists Shiz Twinkle Toed Cack Sucker that just signed his death Warrant!" The Gunnary Sergeant from Full Metal Jacket
 
"A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices." - William James

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

"The graduate with a Science degree asks, 'Why does it work?'
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, 'How does it work?'
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, 'How much will it cost?'
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, 'Do you want fries with that?'"

"Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand."

"The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": 1. fighting; 2. fleeing; 3. feeding; and 4. mating."
 
Its and old one, but cool (from the Beavis and Butthead episodes "Choke")

911 lady: I reapeat, have you heimliched the victim?
Beavis: Have I licked his rectum? no way!!!

(also from the same episode)

Heimliched. Him licked, him licked manure.

anyways, my favorite real quote is......i have to think about it, i'll type is later.
 
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