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Got a nice joke for ya. I daresay only Australians will get this joke.

Ferrari yesterday sacked all their machanical staff, employing 8 local Australian Aborigines. An official today explained the move: "Well, our mechanical staff could only have a car ready to go in 8 seconds, whereas the Aborigines can do it in 6 seconds with no special tools".

This turned out to be to Ferrari's disadvantage because, by 10 seconds, the Aborigines had resprayed and rebadged the cars for a slab of VB and a look at Coulthard's missus in the shower.
 
What's the difference between the F2002 and a cactus?

On the cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
 
OK , I don't get this one either . Maybe cuz I'm just too dumb LOL . Anyway I'm just gonna act like I understand so here goes :

Hahahaha ! Good one PunkRock ! :D
 
So the Abbos have a reputation like that?

God I wish they still imitated Pauline Hanson and the Abbos on TV here, it was sooooo funny. It was on PO years ago
(that maori presenters comedy show)

Pauline Hanson was taking a group of tourists through some Aussie jungle. She said to them, "watch out for em, they sit on the surface waiting for jump and snap at cha"
"Yeah, crocs", said a tourist
"Na, Abbos" said Pauline
:lol: :lol: :lol:
My mates and I were pissing our pants with laughter for days after
 

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