Forum Quotes

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Hey guys :)

On the forum I was on before I got on this one. There was one thread I really liked, because there always was place for a good laugh. It was called "Quote of the week", and people were able to post funny quotes of other guys on the forum in this thread. Like people were singing whole songs on the chat, or making poetry with 3, or just an epic win burn towards someone else.

I would like to see a topic like that on this forum as well, and I hope more people will enjoy. That's why I start "Forum Quotes", where you can post things you find memorisable or funny and want to share with the rest of the forum!


Have fun!

Wienish.
 
Focus on what this weird guy called Wienish says:

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Just read the Banned User Log. We update it regularly, though I do admit that something it's very hard to come up with something witty.
 
Best quote ever
There are many different euphemisms for being drunk: intoxicated, tipsy, tiddly, boozed up, boozy, sloshed, smashed, loaded, bacchanalian, blind, legless, maggotted, hammered, plastered, wasted, Scottish, blotto, pie-eyed and tiddly; the list goes on. Likewise, there are plenty of euphemisms for the penis, most of which will be blocked by the swear filter. But today we add a new one to that list: hand banana.
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Where it says Scottish I just laughed out loud.
 
WEll, the "Banned User Log" is basically the "quote section" of the whole site...
 
Ususally the place where the Mods use their sarcasm in. Works quite well haha!
 
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WEll, the "Banned User Log" is basically the "quote section" of the whole site...
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I could read the "Banned user Log" all day. :lol:
 
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Ususally the place where the Mods use their sarcasm in.
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I admit, it's one of the perks of the job. It's the one occasion where we can use humour in our official capacity. If we try to use it when doing other official modly duties, it can easily be taken the wrong way.
 
Most entries strike me as much more smug than funny...
 
Wow..Anes is actually banned.
greensnake123 - 25th January 2011 - Constantly harrassed other members of the forums, which included copying and pasting their posts in social discussions and passing them off as their own. Given your behaviour, we believe there is a very good chance that you'll re-register, which means the moderators are putting in place a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in this area. Checkpoints go up every fifteen threads. Our target's name is greensnake123, but he may and probably will be using an alias. Go get him. Re-registered as gtlunatic and banned.
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New rule - If this threads going to live, it's going to do so without further references to the BUL, deal?
 
Deal...

BigYoSpeck
'Thou shalt not lay down traction at the front as thou doth at the rear! It is an abomination.'

Driftiticus 18:21-23
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Ususally the place where the Mods use their sarcasm in. Works quite well haha!
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Yeah, so isn't it time for the members to also post their "sarcasm" and other funny things in one thread? As one big compilation..
 
Assuming I understand the aim of this thread properly, I have found two gems in the last 20min that I would like to share...


FoolKiller
Lesson: When your professionalism is questioned, do not submit gay porn in your defense.
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from here

AND

P3nT4gR4m
2CV Update:

So, yeah, I pimped this bad boy up to a whopping 57BHP!! No supercharger option allowed, I'm afraid - no need for a method of dealing with exhaust gasses when your powerplant is an elastic band I guess. I slapped some racing stickies on it's feet and took it to the ring. 13minutes 23 seconds! It's not easy, tho, three times I almost drove straight off the track because I was too busy trying to claw my own eyes out my head to concentrate on the corner entrys.

On the plus side I've found a new torture device that I can sell to any unscrupulous governments who don't like waterboarding because the suicide rate is too low - the engine sound from bumper cam! Imagine being stuck in an empty oil drum, listening to Barry White being raped by a bunch of helicopters ...
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from here
 
I read that second one and it actually does sound like that.
 
First time I have read these and I can tell you its making these last two hours on a Friday at work fly by.
 
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