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These 3 reporters are captured by the Iraqis.
A guard says, "since ur just reporters, we won't take it that harsh on you, But don't expect us not to hit you. You will have one wish and you can't wish to not be hit, or to have more wishes."
Then he says one guy, " ok, where are u from? And what's your wish?"
The guy says, "A am from France. I want a pillow strapped to my back"
The person grants his wish and whips him 100 times, the pillow falls off in the middle.
The person falls to the floor.
The next guy is an Englishman. He says," I want TWO pillos strapped to my back."
The guard grants his wish and whips him. Both of the pillows fall off. He drops to the ground.
The guard asks the next guy,"Where are u from? And what's your wish?"
Then the last guy says, I am an American!"
The guard says," boy, u'll need two wishes."
He says," OK, my first wish is to have 1000 whips instead of 100. My Last wish is to have that Frenchman strapped to my back."
A guard says, "since ur just reporters, we won't take it that harsh on you, But don't expect us not to hit you. You will have one wish and you can't wish to not be hit, or to have more wishes."
Then he says one guy, " ok, where are u from? And what's your wish?"
The guy says, "A am from France. I want a pillow strapped to my back"
The person grants his wish and whips him 100 times, the pillow falls off in the middle.
The person falls to the floor.
The next guy is an Englishman. He says," I want TWO pillos strapped to my back."
The guard grants his wish and whips him. Both of the pillows fall off. He drops to the ground.
The guard asks the next guy,"Where are u from? And what's your wish?"
Then the last guy says, I am an American!"
The guard says," boy, u'll need two wishes."
He says," OK, my first wish is to have 1000 whips instead of 100. My Last wish is to have that Frenchman strapped to my back."
i was really about to press the report
