French jokes...

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Ok, I dont have many, but there are a few...

If you guys have any, but them here...

First off, french's mustard came out and publicly announced that they have nothing to do with france, even though they are both yellow.

On that note, how many men does it take to defend paris?

No one knows as it has never been done.

Also...

A british officer and a french officer are talking.
(represented by fo-french officer/ bo-british officer)

fo: why do you guys wear red jackets like that... they are so easy to see?

bo: well, when a british officer gets hit, the blood will soak through but our troops cant see it, so they dont freak out and panic...

fo: hmmmm.

From that day on, the french officers all wore brown pants.

Ok thats it for now, but with a target like the french, I will come up with more soon.

Hope to see you guys input.
 
That last one has been posted before, but a few of them are funny 👍
 
lol, I have one, if I can locate it. It involves the French Military History. And here's just one strange occurance that happened in the history of the french: From the middle ages up until the French Revolution, all french kings were either Philip, or Louix; No one knows why...
 
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