Funniest Online Quote?

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What is the funniest thing you've heard someone say when racing online? Mic or text does not matter. No need to mention gamertags or usernames.

I will start:
"How can anyone suck at pressing X ?"
and
"[other driver's name] I'm telling you, if you touch me I'll boot you... man you're getting too close, don't you hit me dammit... " (not sure why that made me laugh, it just seemed too silly because he was *so serious* about it)
 
"Man I suck at this game. Every single ******g time I play this game, I just keep having it handed to me. Honestly, I feel like a Florida Gator."
 
American dude: "How old are you?"
English dude: "I'm 26 yrs old."
American dude: "How many yrs. is that in American"

Everybody was laughing!!!!

Also, I asked someone what happened that they fell behind and they said that they had hit a deer and another time a guy said that his car was overheating.
 
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"It's the :censored:ing M&M's guy. It's the M&M's guy."

Guy said that like, 6 times.
 
" Hey im starting to like american cars 👍
OH GOD A CORNER AMERICAN CARS CANT GO ROUND CORNERS"
Whereupon he crashed and ragequit

After a tense race the guy that won said
"Phew i was sweating like Gary glitter in a nursery"

Doing nascar. Redneck randomly says:
" Hey Jimmy Hold ma beer Imma do some nascar MANLY SPORT!! "
dont know why i found that one funny
 
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" Hey im starting to like american cars 👍
OH GOD A CORNER AMERICAN CARS CANT GO ROUND CORNERS"
Whereupon he crashed and ragequit

After a tense race the guy that won said
"Phew i was sweating like Gary glitter in a nursery"

Doing nascar. Redneck randomly says:
" Hey Jimmy Hold ma beer Imma do some nascar MANLY SPORT!! "
dont know why i found that one funny
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"why must you hit me? is it cuz im black?"
 
I was in a shuffle race and somebody got the '70 Charger and said "wtf, why do I have a car from the stone ages Fred flintstone drives this car" Then he left, with everyone in hysterics. :lol:
 
I was drga racing and some guy who had a fast gtr I beat him with my ford gt and he said "wow you srf noob!" I told him that it was restricted by host. And he just said" f**ck you!" And left
 
“I have to go to the bathroom and [another word for making number 2], I'll take my mic out there. Please don't kick me.” - I couldn't stop laughting after I heard that.
 
Last season's Rolex Sports Car Series season opener: was leading, with a full minute or so lead, and had to pee.



Therefore, I typed "brb g2g p" and sprinted. Was done (I'm in the basement, where there is no bathroom, AND always wash my hands) in about a 3 minutes. :lol: I finished second that race, despite my huge lead.



Then, later on, though, when I was hunting the leader down again, I had to continually ask "Hey, guys, where's Storm? Is he the one in the busstop?"


This was definitely when I learned to chat box while pitting. The DP guys (in Daytona Prototype class) were too loud, and no one heard me over them. My mind was just running like crazy trying to figure out where Storm was.
 
From a recent dirty shuffle on Indy Superspeedway when we were all ganging up on one person.

"Don't put me in the ****ing pits...." I proceed to put him in the pits "lots of swearing and rage"

The whole room was in hysterics.
 
Upon my friend smashing headfirst into the wall at the end of the Mulsanne Straight:
"I didn't like the car so I "forgot" to hit the brakes and slow down for the turn."

It was so sudden I literally stopped my car during the online race and was proceeding to turn around as if he was actually injured.
 
Upon entering a Slovakian-run "Marcedes/BMW/Audi Cup" room:


"Helo"

"Hello noob. That's the DTM."


"MrMelancholy15 has left the room." Done! 👍
 
From memory

Player 1: "I caught up to Peasantslayer, I finished 10 seconds behind"
Player 2: "But he slowed down at the end and started showing off"
Player 1: "****ing prick"


Player 1: Nice driving jesus
Me: Me?
Player 1: No, jesus
Me: Who then?
Player 1: jesus
Me: Oh :dunce:
 
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One night in my room came great drifter psn was something driftking like every great drifter has..

Well his message when he came room was:
" I born sideways"
I said him " I born normaly" :lol:
 

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