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Four nuns are waiting to get to heaven. The first nun approaches the gate and God asks her if she has anything to declare, she says "Yes, I once saw a mans penis." God says "Go wash your eyes in the Holy Fountain and enter the gates of Heaven. The second nun approaches, and God asks if she has anything to declare, and the nun says "Yes I once touched a mans penis." God says "Go wash your hands in the Holy Fountain and enter the gates the heaven." After all the nuns have declared to God, the third and fourth nun start arguing, and when God asks what's wrong, the third nun says, "I want to gargle in the Holy Fountain before she sticks her ass in it."
pretty sick but not bad.
lol
