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the brainlessness of some people....
I have three dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in our local store and was
standing in the queue at the till.
A man behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told him that no, I was starting 'The Winalot Diet' again,although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told him that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a woman who was behind him.
Horrified, he asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.
I told him no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my bits and a car hit me.
I thought the woman was going to have a heart attack she was laughing so hard as she staggered out the door.
Stupid man!
why else would I buy dog food??
I have three dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in our local store and was
standing in the queue at the till.
A man behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told him that no, I was starting 'The Winalot Diet' again,although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told him that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a woman who was behind him.
Horrified, he asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.
I told him no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my bits and a car hit me.
I thought the woman was going to have a heart attack she was laughing so hard as she staggered out the door.
Stupid man!
why else would I buy dog food??
