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a doctor who performed circumsicions(sp) thought it was a waste to throw away the foreskin so he kept it in a jar.he did it for 25 years.when he finally retired he thought" what am i going to do with all this foreskin?"so the next day he brought it to a leather maker and said" turn this into anything u want,and call me when its done." So 2 days later the guy calls the doctor and says" i have something here for you." The doctor drives over and when he gets there the guy hands him a wallet."thats all u could make with all the foreskin i gave you?".
"yes" replied the leather maker"but when u rub it right here, it turns into a suitcase"

i thought that was pretty funny.
 
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You see you built the joke up so much by calling it funny in the thread title that no matter how funny the joke was, no one would find it funny.

It is funny. Though, I don't think anyone gets it.
 
Amusing, but Klos is correct. You should NEVER build up a joke by claiming it is "funny" in the thread title. You're just setting yourself up for failure. Instead, consider a more demeaning title - such as, "Mediocre Joke" or "This joke is bad, don't even bother clicking". That way, almost any joke you can tell will exceed the reader's expectations.
 
Originally posted by risingson77
Amusing, but Klos is correct. You should NEVER build up a joke by claiming it is "funny" in the thread title. You're just setting yourself up for failure. Instead, consider a more demeaning title - such as, "Mediocre Joke" or "This joke is bad, don't even bother clicking". That way, almost any joke you can tell will exceed the reader's expectations.

Agreed, once a buddy of mine said he was gunna have a great shot in golf, then he had a horrible shot. Right after that i said watch my ****ty shot, i almost got a hole in one :D
 
i get the joke and its gross....the image will sstay in my mind forever now .....THANK YOU FOR THIS IMAGE...NOT...

*shudders*

yuck.....does the suitcase get hard when its turned on?
 
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