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A man goes to a docter with a complaint. He tells the doctor that his right leg is getting blue. The doctor observs it but doesnt understand why its blue. He still wants the money so he says that it a dangerous disease and they have to cut his leg off. After a little talk the man agrees, and they cut his leg. Two days later the same man comes back and says that his other leg is also blue.The docter suggests that they should cut his other leg also or he might die. So they cut his other leg. A few days later he comes back and says that his sexual organs are also blue. The doctor suggests that they cut those off too. So they cut his sexual organs off. When he gets home he is really sad about what happened. He is really mad, so he takes off his jeans and throws is on the couch and all of a sudden a small piece of paper falls from the pocket of the jeans. He picks the paper up. It reads "Please wash before wearing." Might leave blue marks."
