Funny online IDs / nicks

[Turbo-Kai]

Hy fellows!
I used the search mode...but couldn't find a thread like this.
If it exists anyhow then SORRY to the Mods and "please delete this"...
But if not....:
Please, people, name "funny" online IDs /nicks you met on the track...
I start:

GEORGE_BUSH_NUDE (GB) 👍

Careful_Slow_Driver (?)

Klingen_Blut (DE) -> translated: Blade_Blood (DE)

TreckerSepp (DE) -> translated: Tractor_Sepp (DE) / Sepp is a typical old fashioned Bavarian name... Like "Heidi"...you know? LOL

I met few other funny ones but they don't come to my mind at the moment...

Now its your turn!!!

 

[TheTruth]

GO_RAM_YA_MISSUS(GB) made me laugh the first time I saw it.

 

[clacksman]

racecleanmorons [CA]
Capt_Disaster [GB] (I may have this one slightly off)
That_Effin_Guy [US]

 

[DGiant2000]

THEFASTCAR and THESLOWCAR used to be on regularly racing each other, not so much these days although THEFASTCAR is on the leaderboard for the GT5 demo

 

[Coxis]

Colon_Cleaner

 

[d1983]

GO_RAM_YA_MISSUS(GB) made me laugh the first time I saw it.

My old account mate, thanks for the mention!

Was it at Suzuka 650PP in a Red Tuned Elise by any chance?

 

[GT-R_EMOKID]

bAld_HoRnY_CaT [CA]

 

[JacoJa]

Snufflup-e-gus 👍

 

[eSZee]

My brother has JohnFKennedy
I have disco_potato, most of you should know what it means
also have PatrickStewart.

 

[OmnipotenceZERO]

Mass-Debate => (Mas(duh)bate) => mas****ate!

 

[maximumattack]

I've raced Adolf_Hit__ler he was quite a good driver and a clean racer

 

[crazytortise]

I've raced Adolf_Hit__ler he was quite a good driver and a clean racer

Raced him a few times. Very nice guy to be on the track with despite his name

 

[Boffin]

People in GTA4 laugh at my name, but they are always off their head with one substance or another.