funny reasons why motorsports is better than commuter driving??

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Hey all!

I noticed that there are no threads about this (because it's random and weird) and I decided, after a Facebook conversation, that there are things that happen on the streets that don't happen on racetracks.



Think you've got something that will get past the history of motorsports, (that never took place) but happens on the road?



Example: On Facebook, my friend was nagging about oncoming lights being too bright. I mentioned the Le Mans 24hr, VLN (Veranstalten Langenstreckenpokal Nürburgring/Nürburgring Endurance Events) and such, where cars race around a dark track in the same direction. That solves that problem nicely. Problem oncoming light? Turn around, it's not oncoming anymore!!
 
You get a cute girl in a short dress to point out where your car is everyday. :dopey:
 
The driving surface usually has no potholes (this is for circuit racing, rally is a different matter)
 
No people holding you up and then deliberately moving to hold you up more without getting a penalty for it.
 
No caravans, bus lanes or Bulgarian gypsies trying to clean your windscreen...
 
All of this is perfect. I agree with it all, except the tires deal.

Also, Bopop4, great to see you here, I am from Kitchener. (I know it says Germany... I don't care.)
 
Nice, another reason that racing is better is that you don't have to deal with civilian Canadian drivers.
Did you move or just put it like that as a joke?
 
lemansfanatic
If you get thirsty, you already have a drink bottle connected directly to your piehole, no spill.
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hahaha don't forget the pee pipe if you're a guy...no bathroom breaks needed.

The ability to overtake with no lawful consequences. Yay
 
Bopop4
Nice, another reason that racing is better is that you don't have to deal with civilian Canadian drivers.
Did you move or just put it like that as a joke?
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Nah, I speak German... Also, my heart belongs on a racetrack. The best track's obviously the Nürburgring, so, that's where my heart belongs.

Couple that with the ability to speak the language, the heritage, and a girl who just loves my German/Canadian accent, and it just feels like the right thing.

Also, the guys who ride your rear bumper here... They aren't doing it to improve gas mileage!!:scared:
 
OtakuTaikun
hahaha don't forget the pee pipe if you're a guy...no bathroom breaks needed.

The ability to overtake with no lawful consequences. Yay
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Do they really use pee pipes? I need one for my road car now. The snapple bottle tends to spill if I'm not careful. So what would Danika be using then? She never lloks like she has a funnel tucked into her pants, on second thought, I really think they just wet themselves and keep going. Could be wrong...
 
lemansfanatic
Do they really use pee pipes? I need one for my road car now. The snapple bottle tends to spill if I'm not careful. So what would Danika be using then? She never lloks like she has a funnel tucked into her pants, on second thought, I really think they just wet themselves and keep going. Could be wrong...
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Funniest part of this is Daytona in the Rolex Sports Car Series, I actually had to pee. So, I took a pee-break in the pits. I got second.

Take your pee breaks before racing! BEFORE EVERY STINT. I swear, most stints are only 3-5 hours long. If you pee before you start, it should be okay...
 
lemansfanatic
Do they really use pee pipes? I need one for my road car now. The snapple bottle tends to spill if I'm not careful. So what would Danika be using then? She never lloks like she has a funnel tucked into her pants, on second thought, I really think they just wet themselves and keep going. Could be wrong...
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If i remember correctly from SPEED's old look into RMR's Toyota FJ Cruiser Baja machine from yesteryear, they had a mechanism to dump urine as they went :sly:

XD i believe i may have said the wrong show, but i saw it somewhere
 
Alright, no more off-topic discussions about bodily functions. Let's all act a little more mature than the average kindergartener, if this thread is going to continue.
 
You usually don't have to worry about fuel mileage.
And if you pop a tire it only takes a few moments to change it.
 
If you crash, your insurance rates won't go up.
 
photonrider
Hilarious (apart from the extended pee-break ;) ).

I like that you don't have to stop for milk.
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XD It's SO good...

And, hey, that pee-break thing actually happened... That's why I'm not 40 points in the lead of the Rolex Series... XD LOL:dopey:

Finally, the only traffic jam you'll find is a caution...
 

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