Funny Rotary mooments

[tfujiwara]

Come on guys.... write a story or a short story about stupid people that dont know any thing about rotary cars or RX7"s

Here's an EXAMPLE....

Once I was driving my strait pipe rx7(FC3S) on the street.Then I went to the gas station and some dude with a 300zx talks to me and says.. how many cylinders does your rx7 have?...Then I said......Cylinders?.......my car dosent have any cylinders!! .... then when I was leaving, I rolled my window down and said "its a Rotaty engine dumass" ...then I left..........
.....It was the funniest momment in my life.

Example

 

[Solid Lifters]

Come on guys.... write a story or a short story about stupid people that dont know any thing about rotary cars or RX7"s

Here's an EXAMPLE....

Once I was driving my strait pipe rx7(FC3S) on the street.Then I went to the gas station and some dude with a 300zx talks to me and says.. how many cylinders does your rx7 have?...Then I said......Cylinders?.......my car dosent have any cylinders!! .... then when I was leaving, I rolled my window down and said "its a Rotaty engine dumass" ...then I left..........
.....It was the funniest momment in my life.

Example

Why didn't you say 'dumass' to his face? Oh, I know why...

 

[tfujiwara]

ooohhh wait.... is this supose to be in "The Comedy Corner"?

 

[Solid Lifters]

ooohhh wait.... is this supose to be in "The Comedy Corner"?

Calling strangers 'dumass' while you quickly drive away isn't funny; it's rude.

Say something actually funny, then you'll validate your thread.

 

[tfujiwara]

Ok... how about this...

I was at a parking lot in a store with my FC3S, and a guy with a ford mustang says "why does your ford falcon have rx7 decals?"....

If it still isnt funny....... you try and come up with one.

 

[Diablomonkey]

When I was working at a shop there was this old guy who came in with his RX3 wagon. He said that it was acting funny so we told him to pull it into the shop. He pulls in and shuts it off about three seconds later there was a loud BOOM! we all jump and then notice that he is sitting in the car uncontrollably laughing at us. Then he leans out the window still laughing and says "yup thats the problem right there"


He was in his mid 80's

 

[tfujiwara]

When I was working at a shop there was this old guy who came in with his RX3 wagon. He said that it was acting funny so we told him to pull it into the shop. He pulls in and shuts it off about three seconds later there was a loud BOOM! we all jump and then notice that he is sitting in the car uncontrollably laughing at us. Then he leans out the window still laughing and says "yup thats the problem right there"


He was in his mid 80's

thanks! now thats what I'm talking about.👍

 

[Omnis]

Ok... how about this...

I was at a parking lot in a store with my FC3S, and a guy with a ford mustang says "why does your ford falcon have rx7 decals?"....

If it still isnt funny....... you try and come up with one.

Why does your RX-7 have RX-7 decals? That's a bit redundant.

 

[tfujiwara]

Why does your RX-7 have RX-7 decals? That's a bit redundant.

what does "redundant" mean?

 

[Joey D]

what does "redundant" mean?

Google is your friend:
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/redundant

Just out of curiosity how old are you?

 

[Duke]

Come on guys.... write a story or a short story about stupid people that dont know any thing about rotary cars or RX7"s

Here's an EXAMPLE....

Once I was driving my strait pipe rx7(FC3S) on the street.Then I went to the gas station and some dude with a 300zx talks to me and says.. how many cylinders does your rx7 have?...Then I said......Cylinders?.......my car dosent have any cylinders!! .... then when I was leaving, I rolled my window down and said "its a Rotaty engine dumass" ...then I left..........
.....It was the funniest momment in my life.

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I pity you for the sad, empty, non-entertaining life you must lead, then.

 

[Omnis]

Just out of curiosity how old are you?

Yes, and please provide proof of your "FC3S".

I mean, seriously, who calls an FC an FC3S unless they're reading Initial D. Plus, wouldn't his user name correspondingly be Ryosuke or at least Keisuke or whatever?

edit:

I pity you for the sad, empty, non-entertaining life you must lead, then.

also lol.

 

[Pupik]

I can sense this thread is going to tank badly...

...so it wouldn't be complete without a rotary lock.