Funny/Sad E-Bay Autos Finds.

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It only took a quick look at E-Bay to find a few of the "questionable" things people try to sell on Ebay. The question is, do people really buy this stuff?

2001 Focus "Eat's Civics"
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BLAC...2?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item19c80c1a04#v4-47

Honda Civic with 24 inch rear wheels.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/MTV-...Cars_Trucks&hash=item20bbe2cafa#ht_946wt_1165

Horridly custom painted Hummer with golden gun motif and awkward gull-wing doors.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2003...ars_Trucks&hash=item415c61166a#ht_20042wt_838

Really bad Ferrari 360 replica MR2 Spyder
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2000...9?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item35b44d4aeb#v4-34
 
The sad part there is that the Hummer has 14 bids. That looks like something that one of the "ghetto fabulous" girls in town would drive (if you aren't up on the lingo, they're basically Bon Qui Qui except not a joke and worse).
 
Let's see...

Custom Shorty Van: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1977...0758743?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item19c8114a57

I've some that looked good but that one just needs...help.

Better example: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1966...7226493?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item2566b98dfd :D


Moving right along...here's another good one: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1997...5425324?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item415c8a0cac WOOOOW. Just wow. Nice custom headlights...is it a Civry? Or a Camric?


As for this: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Custom-BMW-/180713281091?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item2a1359d643 :( Poor E36.


As a Mustang owner myself, I'm offended by this one: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1966...6562066?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item2c5ea6f912


This one's also a crime against ponies: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/custom-mustang-/230660502556?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item35b46ff41c :yuck:


And lastly, this 300's leaving me a little green around the gills: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/24s-...9639599?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item45fc89e7af Nice color, but they overdid it.
 
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you can see for yourself this ain't your everyday BMW you see on the streets this car does not when I say does not it does not leave the garage except for special occasions.
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No it surely isn't your everyday BMW. It also does not does not does not leave the garage except for special occasions. :lol:
 
I like how all these "ONE OF A KIND NO EXPENSE SPARED" cars tend to have the base engine and an automatic gearbox.

And that blue airbrushed Mustang has like 150lbs of speakers in the back. Good thing it has that chassis stiffening to make it fast.
 
I enjoy reading how everyone put $$$thousands$$$ into modifying the car, but you're getting it at a tremendous fire sale price, buddy. I guess there's one born every minute.

It is funny to read between the lines: Driven on weekends? Must be afraid to drive it to work every day, for fear of losing your job (or getting laughed at by co-workers). Also includes additional parts? Nothing fits/we messed up/car in accident/we order the wrong special order part, and stuck with it. $10,000 paint job? We got suckered/was poorly cared-for before/had to re-finish and re-paint the car several times to get it right, thus multiple expenses. One-of-a-kind? You do the math...it's probably nobody's cup of tea, due to the laws of probability. Just had lots of work? We couldn't afford the remaining expenses, and forgot I/we needed to register the car again this year, so I bought the bare minimum to drive it out of the service bay. And so on...

That Hummer is quite possibly the most tasteless thing I have ever seen that didn't involve a frat party or a dead animal.
 
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I enjoy reading how everyone put $$$thousands$$$ into modifying the car, but you're getting it at a tremendous fire sale price, buddy. I guess there's one born every minute.

That Hummer is quite possibly the most tasteless thing I have ever seen that didn't involve a frat party or a dead animal.
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Dead animals cringe at the site of it.
 

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