funny story from real life....

[Lazy]

somebody may think this no fun but I and my friends laugh a lot with this.... ok....

Well this is what happend to my friend when he was 4 years old..
He's father farted in the kitchen and my friend smell it and then...
he throwup in the dishmachine... coz it smelld so bad, it maked him feel bad....
*muahahaha*
just think.... mad.....

[size=-2]Being the awesome moderator that sn00pie is he felt obliged to spice up this, if you will, semi- to fully lame thread with an actual joke. So here goes...[/size]

A farmer just got married and was going home on his wagon pulled by a team of horses. When one of the hoses stumbled, he said, "That's once."
Then it stumbled again. He said, "That's twice."

Then later it stumbled a third time. This time, he didn't say anything, just pulled out a shotgun and shot the hores dead.

His wife cried out and started to yell at him. The farmer turned to her and said, "That's once."

 

[SandStorm]

"Harr harr harr"

 

[viperman]

DAM U FINISH PEOPLE ARE FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[askia47]

Thats not funny!

 

[RVDNuT374]

not funny


*Here's a cheap joke: What do Pamela Anderson and Hondas have in common?



They're mostly plastic.

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

 

[Spock]

???

 

[halfracedrift]

i'm confused

 

[SandStorm]

How are ya confused, I'm SandStorm.

That was funnier than the original post...

 

[Cobraboy]

I did a smelly fart once, or twice.

 

[The Porko]

Ive done a egg fart that made every1 run out of the room a far few times, especially in primary school, during quiet reading.

 

[TsLeng]

Originally posted by RVDNuT374
not funny


*Here's a cheap joke: What do Pamela Anderson and Hondas have in common?



They're mostly plastic.

Plastic?
I think she has more in common with Intel and AMD.
Silicon.

 

[RVDNuT374]

Originally posted by halfracedrift
i'm confused

She's had all that plastic surgery, which is why i made that joke.

 

[halfracedrift]

no.. i meant the first joke.. i get the one w/ the civic..

 

[under18carbon]

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by Cobraboy
I did a smelly fart once, or twice.

Yeah, and I burped loudly, too.

 

[Frustrated Palm]

"Racing in a Civic is like the Special Olympics. Even IF you win, your still retarded" I forgot who said this...

 

[TarnishedAngel5]

Originally posted by Lazy
A farmer just got married and was going home on his wagon pulled by a team of horses. When one of the hoses stumbled, he said, "That's once."
Then it stumbled again. He said, "That's twice."

Then later it stumbled a third time. This time, he didn't say anything, just pulled out a shotgun and shot the hores dead.

His wife cried out and started to yell at him. The farmer turned to her and said, "That's once."

Actually, I've heard this. My mom has been saying it for years.