Funny story

[Dudebusta]

one of my first jobs was at QAL (queensland aluminum) in gladstone. one day i was reading through some insurance claims and i came accross some poor prick.

he was using a cutting torch and when he had cut through the steel it blasted down and burnt his balls. he must have been holding it on a weird angle for that to happed but the incident report sheet read:

injury: burnt ***** and scrotum.

i couldnt help but crack up laughing at this poor guys misfortune.

anyone else got any funny work/school stories?

 

[Klostrophobic]

I'll give you a hint. Felching and farting simultaneously can lead to death.

 

[Dudebusta]

Originally posted by Klostrophobic
I'll give you a hint. Felching and farting simultaneously can lead to death.

:reallyodd

 

[Klostrophobic]

Think about it. Some guy has a straw up another's anus and the guy farts and the other dude inhales methane gas. Sickening!
[color=f1f1f1]I'm sorry that your boyfriend died like that though.[/color]

 

[Dudebusta]

wouldnt die though...but whered you come up with that? thats bad man lol

 

[Puffy]

klos that's gross but funny as hell

 

[whitez]

klos is pretty damn SICK

 

[Dudebusta]

yeah...not wrong there

 

[Klostrophobic]

WT?! It isn't as if I made the story up. It is damn true.

 

[troy]

Kloss is a funny but sick man.

 

[mayorbill11_]

i heard somewhere about a guy who stuck a tube up his bum and put the other end in his mouth, farted, and died.

 

[Klostrophobic]

I'm not the sick one. The ****s who did that are.

Why you would want to drink another man's love juice is beyond me.

 

[Dudebusta]

ok enough with the sick stuff kloss.

 

[ebo#1]

Oooooh God

 

[Gran Turismo7058]

Originally posted by Klostrophobic
I'll give you a hint. Felching and farting simultaneously can lead to death.

GOD LRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROL

 

[f1king]

What the ****kkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!